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cat_bastard t1_iy1hiff wrote

Wouldn't recommend a termite for a pet, they're boring.

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Buddy2269 t1_iy1bamr wrote

Take him for a beer, he can say to the waitress, is the bar "tender" here?

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LOUDCO-HD t1_iy2h58f wrote

Termites are expensive pets, they’ll eat you out of house and home!

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Legion357 t1_iy1vfpk wrote

Wow! That’s the name of my pet beaver.

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Idyotec t1_iy28744 wrote

Are you Wynona?

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Legion357 t1_iy37ak6 wrote

That you so much for that. I haven’t listened to Primus in decades.

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damojr t1_iy2ja5x wrote

If that link wasn't Primus I was about to suggest your name was Mud.

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Idyotec t1_iy2jyiy wrote

My name ain't Mud but it's pudding time so I'll let it slide

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stillnotking t1_iy1c75w wrote

Weird coincidence. I have a pet tarantula named Woody Eatclint.

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A__shoe t1_iy26iyw wrote

Saw it coming because I just started listening to Gorillaz while browsing Reddit

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ConduckKing t1_iy291id wrote

I got termites, in a bag

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A__shoe t1_iy2e1lz wrote

But not for long, the fumigatior is comin on is comin o is comin on

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rutzlbrutzel t1_iy35ske wrote

That Gorillaz Song started in my Head.

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Gil-Gandel t1_iy4l98c wrote

Seems fair, I have a pet newt and I call him Tiny.

>!because he's my newt.!<

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LadeeAlana t1_iy5eanc wrote

He'd get along well with my dog, whose name is Joe. Joe Cocker.

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googlerex t1_iy2xbmn wrote

"What kinda stupid name is that?"

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Valk93 t1_iy2yzu1 wrote

I was playing Clint Eastwood by Gorillaz as I saw the post title, hehe

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eatenbyalion t1_iy42c0b wrote

He just needs to meet two criteria: 1. Dirty 2. Hairy

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Adventurous_Eye_1002 t1_iy4gaws wrote

At least give credit to where you stole this from

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The-real-Lamanite t1_iy4qts9 wrote

That’s a dumb name. I would have gone with Bill.

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M3dnessMan t1_iy5eqp9 wrote

if u rich man, you're welcome

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dandy63 t1_iy5l9ut wrote

For A Few Dollars More you could get two 😉

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It_is_Fries_No_Patat t1_iy5qrq2 wrote

Love Clint's movies !

He can take a joke to!

He even was a Major : D

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