Submitted by Patio_Orangutan t3_z3h7b4 in Jokes
Cause if they went forwards they'd just fall in the boat.
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Patio_Orangutan OP t1_ixloqd1 wrote
Good morning, my sweet child
aLoneSideline t1_ixndz7k wrote
Oh sweet child of marine
Ida_Neau t1_ixnnnww wrote
Welcome to the S.S. Jungle, we've got fumes and gas
dokkku t1_ixme14q wrote
This sub usually has disappointing jokes, but I genuinely chuckled at this one
Patio_Orangutan OP t1_ixmg17h wrote
Then my job is done
zamfire t1_ixnegfw wrote
Leaves the planet
Delicious_Bid_6572 t1_ixnk5vu wrote
plays outro
Patio_Orangutan OP t1_ixnt67p wrote
Goes back into the earth
deanwashere t1_ixsrnqi wrote
How does one fall out of a sub? They're usually under water.
techno2369 t1_ixlrhxd wrote
Actually this IS the exact reason why scuba divers go in backwards from small rubber boats: They are sitting with their backs to the water and there isn’t an easy way to turn around. Whenever possible (i.e. with bigger boats) a scuba diver would jump into the water with feet first and head facing the water not the boat.
Makuta_Servaela t1_ixodhl4 wrote
I appreciate the explanation, I was tempted to ask but I figured I'd only get joke answers XD
TheeAincientMariener t1_ixnjblt wrote
Duh. It's a joke, Captain Buzzkill.
GhastlyLytton64 t1_ixloxyc wrote
That was beautiful.
Patio_Orangutan OP t1_ixlp14a wrote
Thank you, it's taken me many years to perfect that masterpiece.
Nussinsgesicht t1_ixlqhrk wrote
That's a shame, I could have taught you Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V in a few seconds.
Patio_Orangutan OP t1_ixm9qyy wrote
I've known that one since I was in grade school man lol hence the "many years." Been telling that dumb ass joke my whole life, it's my favorite.
samzivan t1_ixlty9p wrote
I almost laughed, then i realised i hv work tomorrow.
Patio_Orangutan OP t1_ixm9lun wrote
I'm sorry :(
Alternative_Art_3984 t1_ixprc4a wrote
Because if they fall out front way they fall in the boat 😁
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raggedlyConsume t1_ixloklr wrote
Hi dad havent seen you in a while