Submitted by badpuffthaikitty t3_z7goch in Jokes
Initial_Chart_5151 t1_iy7u7lo wrote
A woman goes to the shop and buys a cucumber. The grocer asks, “would you like it sliced?”
“I’ve got a fanny not a slot machine”
GhostTycoon t1_iy86nxo wrote
A woman walks into a deli. She orders a huge salami. The butcher asks “would you like it sliced?”
“Does it look like my ass is a piggy bank?”
Cuddles79 t1_iy8c8e7 wrote
Lol 😝
Only-Advantage-6153 t1_iy864sc wrote
Would probably work better with a baguette. Who tf offers to slice a cucumber?
bdubz325 t1_iy86em7 wrote
Counter point who would assume you're sticking a baguette in a coochie?
E_MC_2__ t1_iy8nztq wrote
french
DudesworthMannington t1_iy8orh6 wrote
Believe it's known as the "Croch Madame"
Necessary-Problem351 t1_iy8px5g wrote
Bread sticks were well known by the ancients - https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bread_dildo
EitherOrResolution t1_iy9jtvt wrote
The more you know…
Deep-Darkest t1_iy8r4ws wrote
Would go a bit soggy, but might make a tasty sandwich?
AndreasVesalius t1_iy8y7pm wrote
Xhibit: “You dawg, I heard you like yeast”
Deep-Darkest t1_iycj0bq wrote
Hah, but I'm a cunning linguist!
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