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DaVyper t1_iybbdpz wrote

I think you're in for a chilly reception

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bigun1920 t1_iyci2cu wrote

I ask my wife what she wants for Christmas and her response floored me "my widows pension"

Cheeky bitch 😜

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Dickcheese-a1 t1_iyarhx6 wrote

Sleeping on the couch for a few days?

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buster3535 t1_iyblhdv wrote

I predict you'd get the cold shoulder from her irl

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Vargoroth t1_iycjgyf wrote

Congratz, you are ready to be a dad.

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CheesyButters t1_iybtoz9 wrote

I don't get it

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Buddy2269 OP t1_iycdddj wrote

When you open a fridge door a light goes on, and it will reflect onto her face.

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CheesyButters t1_iycwkp8 wrote

ah, given one of the other comments I had assumed that it was something else, that was my first guess though. Thanks

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Due_Willingness_8683 t1_iycxwic wrote

I bought mine a set of scales, and she still laughs about it to this day

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Dunkfree t1_iyea4x1 wrote

aah can someone explain please i am dumb

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Buddy2269 OP t1_iyebz1x wrote

When you open a fridge, a light goes on, the light would reflect on her face, hence face light up.

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Mundane_Banana_407 t1_iychopd wrote

I thought she deserved something as cold and unfeeling as her

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mr_spoc t1_iycg3mn wrote

I feel like this joke doesn't work as well if you don't use the word 'present' somewhere. You open a present for christmas; ie "... see her face light up when she opens her present."

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WEEEBBER9999 t1_iyagcef wrote

Sad thing is the new be ones are so BRIGHT it's not so much a joke...

I wonder when they find out it cause cancer??

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Buddy2269 OP t1_iyai8d1 wrote

Sorry mate but this is a joke.

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WEEEBBER9999 t1_iyamnpp wrote

I know sorry it just they put way to many. LEDS in to stuff. The worst one I seen was on the toilet paper roller.

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