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PygmeePony t1_ixefjad wrote

This joke left me shaken, not stirred.

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Oldfart_karateka t1_ixf39zc wrote

How slow is your microwave? I'd consider replacing it, tbh...

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Gashnaw t1_ixf6h4o wrote

Goldeneye is better.

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allmimsyburogrove t1_ixfnbza wrote

true story: when my sister was first cooking for her husband, she called up my other sister and asked "Is Pennsylvania a thawed state or an unthawed state? I pulled some broccoli from the freezer and it says on the side of the box "cook in an unthawed state'"

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OhAnonymousOne t1_ixgoh85 wrote

I woulda gone with GoldenEye or Tomorrow Never Dies.

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