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It_Was_A_Toomah t1_ixvd9cc wrote

Reply to comment by Grievous_Nix in I saw that our local zoo has an interesting attraction : A lion and a sheep living peacefully in the same cage. by RibaldPancake

I heard this joke a bit differently. When the guy in the monkey suit falls into the lion enclosure, he starts screaming for help. The lion then says "Shut up! You'll blow our cover!"

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gackt2 t1_ixvvdwh wrote

In version I heard, he's security and freak out because one of the lion just suddenly dead, so he skinned that lion, wear the skin and act like one, but when a lion come close to him, he started to get freak out , the lion come close and speak to him in very low voice "calm down, it's me, accountant. Do you have tobacco ? The gorilla said he want to smoke so badly". Sorry if I bother you

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Ancient_Axe t1_ixvh7al wrote

That works too but the main comment sounds more meme-ish tbh

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