Joe_Canada99 t1_ixvdeqg wrote
Lion and a Canada Goose where I’m from.
And they get another lion.
mantsz t1_ixvmm0a wrote
If you got a problem with Canada gooses you got a problem with me! I suggest you let that one marinate.
tioLechuga t1_ixvpqr2 wrote
good bot?
mantsz t1_ixvs4ws wrote
No, just a fan of Canada gooses (and Letterkenny).
Liocrocodile t1_ixvyt6l wrote
Same. I always loved them.
mantsz t1_ixw76z1 wrote
There's a special place in heaven for animal lovers. That's what I always say.
Tough_Mountain_9659 t1_ixwattm wrote
And there's a special place in hell for the Canadian goose LOL
JamesFromToronto t1_ixwrl1f wrote
I do not like the cobra chicken.
iong99 t1_iy2col3 wrote
Canada goose, unless it was hatched in Canada of course
uglypaperhaver t1_ixy7jw8 wrote
So does Capt. "Sully" Sullenberger...
...He knows nobody'd have even heard of him, if not for them!
texasradioandthebigb t1_ixy8rmv wrote
Especially, marinated
SirNilsA t1_ixvvdzv wrote
Letterkenny?
mantsz t1_ixw6eho wrote
The best show to come out of Canada since SCTV.
Sapphire580 t1_ixwq3y3 wrote
Laughs in SG:1
DekwaDoes t1_ixy4qtr wrote
SG1 is American...
Sure most scenes were recorded up there, but the production is American... Sorry...
Sapphire580 t1_ixypdzs wrote
His comment doesn’t say Canadian show, it says to come out of Canada. Technically SG1 came out of Canada.
SirNilsA t1_ixw7wda wrote
Oh, i think i am too irish. I thought about Letterkenny in Co. Donegal. I will check the show out. What is it about?
JustBrittany t1_ixyt0zi wrote
I LOVE SCTV! I watched it a lot! Now I want to see if I can find it somewhere. Even if on YouTube.
salsa_g03 t1_ixxxoxi wrote
As a fellow goose admirer I sympathize. Life changes once you have held a goose in your arms. When you hold a goose you must then uphold their image.
jimmysnaps t1_ixw3yky wrote
For real tho. My childhood was spent learning to respect the demon birds. My daughter always wants to feed them at the park. She has not endured the terror I had to. I just hope this shakey alliance we have forged lasts for her lifetime.
Tough_Mountain_9659 t1_ixwax21 wrote
These do not respect alliances they will break the alliance at the first chance they get because they're assholes
PoisonWaffle3 t1_ixxcsx0 wrote
Geese are highly aggressive/territorial, and highly delicious when marinated and grilled.
Definitely hellspawn though. They have teeth on their tongue.
Sludgenet t1_ixxse0u wrote
We call them land carp! Just like the invassive grass carp that clog our major rivers near by, they come in at times in the dozens. Leave behind crap covered roads and side walks not fit to walk on.
easytiger29121 t1_ixzcb4d wrote
A goose stole my flapjack when I was very small. Not sure I’ve ever forgiven them
Sludgenet t1_ixwamma wrote
I worked at the municipal shit plant around dozens of geese. Had one of my too fat and short coworkers almost got killed by one. He was so out of shape when one chased him that he had a panic attack and went into heart failure!
ADarkDraconis t1_ixwjdc3 wrote
My brother is a grown man, young and fit, a very in-shape cyclist. On his ride to work along the bike path one day a goose launches itself at him, knocks him off his bike and starts biting him and beating him with its wings. Dude was seriously beaten up by a goose, he is now terrified of them thinking they could peck his eyes out or something. I now worry about him riding too close to the canal for fear they'd knock him in and drown him.
Chymick6 t1_ixygp55 wrote
Canada stores all it's hate in geese
holiday_armadillo21 t1_ixxt6ci wrote
Where are you from?
Edit: /s
Joe_Canada99 t1_ixynx7b wrote
With my name, avatar and even the bird referenced here… I’ll give you three guesses.
Lasvegasnurse71 t1_ixyptrh wrote
Those geese are savage!
Hafrunt t1_ixy0t8t wrote
The joke would have to change to "we get a new lion" though in this case.
Joe_Canada99 t1_ixyo05h wrote
Yes. That’s what my comment says.
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