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jimmysnaps t1_ixw3yky wrote

For real tho. My childhood was spent learning to respect the demon birds. My daughter always wants to feed them at the park. She has not endured the terror I had to. I just hope this shakey alliance we have forged lasts for her lifetime.

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Tough_Mountain_9659 t1_ixwax21 wrote

These do not respect alliances they will break the alliance at the first chance they get because they're assholes

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Sludgenet t1_ixxse0u wrote

We call them land carp! Just like the invassive grass carp that clog our major rivers near by, they come in at times in the dozens. Leave behind crap covered roads and side walks not fit to walk on.

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easytiger29121 t1_ixzcb4d wrote

A goose stole my flapjack when I was very small. Not sure I’ve ever forgiven them

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