I asked my doctor, is it normal to have an erection during a physical examination?

He said, yes, it's a normal human response and not to be embarrassed.

I said OK fine, but please don't touch me with it.

That's nothing. I paid $200 just to see a woman dressed like a nurse.

I was charged $200 to see a doctor. The idiot was too cheap to pay for our date.

r/Dadjokes

I saw a doctor once... but he didnt see me.