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onkelpatte t1_iy5df1o wrote

Remember when people had diaries & got mad when someone read them?

Now they put everything online and get mad when people do not.

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6GoesInto8 t1_iy6n6ah wrote

The real observational stand up comedy is in the comments.

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socmineo t1_iy5ey19 wrote

A 45 year old woman had a heart attack and was immediately transported to the hospital. While she was in surgery she'd a supernatural, near death experience. She met God and asked him: ‟Has my time come?” He answered: ‟No, you have 43 years, 2 months and 8 more days to live.” After she recovered, the woman decided to stay in hospital and do plastic surgery on her face, liposuction, breast enlargement and abdominal fat removal. She also called a hair stylist to change her hairstyle and an orthodontist to perform a 'teeth lifting'. She figured, if she'd so much time in front of her, she should live the best way possible. After her last plastic surgery and not until she has recovered, she wore a new dress with matching heels, left the hospital, went across the street and an ambulance run over her… While crossing the gates to heaven, she reached God and demanded to know what happened: ‟You told me I had 43 more years! Why did not you save me from the ambulance?” And he answered: ‟I did not recognize you.”

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mralex t1_iy6thpk wrote

But the one thing no one wants to talk about is vaginoplasty.

Everyone is very tight-lipped on that subject.

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Waitsfornoone t1_iy69qw4 wrote

Just yesterday, a friend told me you can get Botox for your ballsack to get rid of all the wrinkles.

That's is pretty nuts!

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BronxLens t1_iy5tvtz wrote

was taboo
was a taboo.

Edit: both are accepted

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Great-and_Terrible t1_iy78v5m wrote

Both are correct. Taboo is both a noun and an adjective.

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SolTarot t1_iy93509 wrote

If I use the word taboo as an adjective in a sentence but the sentence structure makes it a noun then I’ve both used it right and wrong at the same time.

Drinking in the 1940s was a taboo [subject]

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gruzovozovoz t1_iy5fu6n wrote

When I was growing up, marking a body part with an indelible design by inserting pigment into punctures in the skin, was a bit of a tattoo subject

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Bentup85 t1_iy5dltr wrote

I’ve heard of people puffing their chest when it comes to plastic surgery

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Vast_Cricket t1_iy72x8r wrote

I was at a hospital. The nurse had time to kill. She mentioned her mom got one. Dad was so jealous he got one also. Both love their new looks.

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UncleP24-7 t1_iy69qtx wrote

They both have a penis

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BronxLens t1_iy5tstv wrote

was taboo
was a taboo

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