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Vafanapoli21 t1_iy5fied wrote

This one’s got me all choked up. I can’t quit coffin

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stereoroid t1_iy5dwfd wrote

Yeah, sounds like trying was a mis-stake.

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BootlegReg t1_iy6inup wrote

There's too much at stake.

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DeadwoodNative t1_iy6fhc0 wrote

well that bites

need something we can sink our teeth into

nosferatu, nosferathree

hang upside down that’s when we clear our heads

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Sad_Analysis663 t1_iy6n3vm wrote

3 vampires walk into a bar. The bar is a all vampire bar. All the patrons and workers are vampires. The bartender ask the first vampire what he wants and the vampire says I’ll have 2 shots both O-negative. The bar tender then ask the second vampire what he wants and that vampire says I’ll have a pint of B-positive. Then the bar tender ask the 3rd vampire what he’s drinking and the 3rd vampire says he just wants a cup of hot water. The bartender stops looks at him and says you are in a all vampire bar what do want a cup of hot water for. The vampire pulls out a used tampon and says I’m having tea.

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RefrigeratorSpare952 t1_iy6xwmt wrote

Mommy mommy what’s a vampire? Shut up kids and eat your soup before it clots.

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gisco_tn t1_iy6dqz1 wrote

What did the vampire Dalek say?
>!EX-SAN-GUI-NATE!!<

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Daveywheel t1_iy6wtz3 wrote

Who is a vampires favorite actress? Neck-Hole Kidman.

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Fragadactolopse t1_iy7jmb6 wrote

Vampires don’t suck, they scrape and lick

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Kakorot8000 t1_iy8bzui wrote

Vampires can't make good jokes either, they just suck at it.

.... I quit

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