Submitted by RISELiftingOthers t3_z4v0iv in Jokes
Motherhood.
Comments
stillnotking t1_ixt11uy wrote
I've really got to give my mom credit for not quitting. She's been out looking for a pack of cigarettes for fifteen years, and she must not have given up yet.
KaiSaya117 t1_ixtg7h9 wrote
Driving a town over for work.
ElTacoBravo t1_ixtgrkm wrote
Smoking
grumpymonk9 t1_ixtorar wrote
I was gonna say FATHERHOOD But I guess your answer wins.
eclectic-up-north t1_ixtuvis wrote
Not a joke, but yeah. Putin is such an asshole.
vauxhall1998 t1_ixtxbvv wrote
Breathing.
end_sony_censorship t1_ixu0iq5 wrote
Maybe you could class this as some kind of riddle, but it's not a joke.
theOverword t1_ixu37fn wrote
Well the diffrence between motherhood and fatherhood is that motherhood can be a paid position if you throw your coworker under the bus
[deleted] t1_ixu582d wrote
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Lovely_Lia_chan t1_ixucqse wrote
Probably why mine Is a failure
Mammoth_Tadpole6335 t1_ixudse3 wrote
they can quit tho they just need to go get the milk ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
NotOficerP t1_ixugu98 wrote
Meth
Slim_Him35 t1_ixuiel4 wrote
Being a parent or a crazy cat lady
oneaccountaday t1_ixuldx9 wrote
I thought the answer was being born.
TheJacksquatch1992 t1_ixv38z7 wrote
Less of a joke, more of a universal truth 😊
Thenextstuff t1_ixvtymq wrote
Sounds like life.
Dismal_Hippo4392 t1_ixwk1bu wrote
So, having an abortion isn't quitting huh?
Aussenfolk t1_ixwkz2z wrote
Wait...mothers can't quit? Someone should tell this to my birthing person STAT!
kimapesan t1_ixwqy8w wrote
Figuratively or literally.
MassiveAd2551 t1_ixwxhw9 wrote
or if your partner abandons you and leaves you with the work, there's workers compensation.
MassiveAd2551 t1_ixwxj3v wrote
I like this one!
MassiveAd2551 t1_ixwxmrl wrote
An aborter has not earned the title of motherhood.
Just pregnancy.
Steam20 t1_ixwxxqf wrote
The asshole of assholes
Ok_Fault_9371 t1_ixx2fm2 wrote
Pays nothing. Idk the money my mom gets from my dad working his ass off kinda says you're wrong 😜
Dismal_Hippo4392 t1_ixx2tya wrote
Fetus - 9th to 11th week of pregnancy. Have a fantastic day 🤙
MassiveAd2551 t1_ixx3k98 wrote
I'm not sure what that means.
Impregnation happens at conception.
Dismal_Hippo4392 t1_ixx4wyt wrote
You didn't become human on your birthday... You were a fully developed human fetus while playing in your mommies belly.
Confident_Look_4173 t1_ixx6nvl wrote
not a joke. “parenting” is all inclusive though.
MassiveAd2551 t1_ixxetgi wrote
What are you getting at?
It's obtuse.
A woman who has aborted, has not earned the title of motherhood.
She was pregnant. Bottom line, nothing more.
Dismal_Hippo4392 t1_ixxlaif wrote
Oh boy 🥴
MassiveAd2551 t1_ixyn8wq wrote
oh boy, what?
Are you trying to change the goal post?
We were on abortion. Not miscarriages nor still birth. Not full term pregnancies.
Abortion.
Child, I have a child. I earned the title of motherhood. 10 years and counting.
A woman who aborts, and one who abandons their child, have not earned the title of motherhood.
Simply put.
BioBrewLife t1_ixswrp0 wrote
Being a Russian soldier!