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caltroppsederapp42 t1_iy5o239 wrote

A famous professor of surgery died and went
to heaven.
At the pearly gates he was asked by the gatekeeper: "Have you ever
committed a sin you truly regret?"
"Yes," the professor answered sadly. "When I was a young candidate at
the Hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against a team from the
Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the
referee did not see it, and the goal won us the match and the
tournament. I regret that now."
"Well," said the gatekeeper. "That is a very minor sin. You may enter."
"Thank you very much, Saint Peter," the professor answered.
"You're welcome, but I am not Saint Peter," said the gatekeeper. "He is
having his lunch break. I am Saint Lucas.

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Outlaw_Trucker1977 t1_iy783ps wrote

I don't get it

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bluesheepreasoning t1_iy79fyo wrote

There's a reason why Saint Lucas allowed the guy through; check the team's name.

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Outlaw_Trucker1977 t1_iy7glrq wrote

What team name

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italianizer t1_iy7iok0 wrote

He played for the hospital of saint Lucas. And saint Peter is on his lunch break so saint Lucas is who the doctor is talking to.

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