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corrugated42 t1_iy6v39n wrote

I was walking through a cemetery, and I saw a guy crouched behind a gravestone, so I said ‟morning”, to which he replied ‟no just taking a shit”.

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866o6 t1_iy87fs9 wrote

He says it like he does it every other day

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Stillhereaftercovid t1_iy6zrw0 wrote

At least her loved ones will know what stage they’re in..

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dudinax t1_iy74xl7 wrote

My grief counselor died today. She's so good I jumped straight to acceptance.

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Philipjames6 t1_iy6xvkd wrote

I don't know how to feel about this, if only they were still alive to help me

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CherriMaraschino t1_iy6wfme wrote

That's literally the definition of dark humor savage

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MaiLaoshi t1_iy7s4ea wrote

Great Gary Delaney joke. If you want more of this sort of thing (dark one liners), look him up.

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TheGooOnTheFloor t1_iy8a35r wrote

My shrink committed suicide yesterday. She left a note. Blaming me.

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turkeypedal t1_iy8ymoh wrote

I was expecting the other punchline:

"I don't know how I feel about that."

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whyamihere999 t1_iy7jy3m wrote

For a minute, I thought I was on r/offmychest

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Trid1977 t1_iy83929 wrote

I don't know how to feel about it

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Key-East-4960 t1_iy8g0ko wrote

I chuckled at just the first line

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crazycakes329 t1_iyahtuq wrote

My counselor died last month, too. Got a new one. But still, it haunts me.

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Environmental_Draw_3 t1_iyanlh2 wrote

…I’m a wigwam I’m a teepee I’m a wigwam I’m a teepee…I better relax I’m too tense…

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