Submitted by porichoygupto t3_z6dhvl in Jokes
I hate being a teacher.
Submitted by porichoygupto t3_z6dhvl in Jokes
I hate being a teacher.
... and the first student in the class to make it with his teacher.
Both of them
Foursome with the teachers and classmate does NOT have the same ring to it here.
Plot twist: he has two fathers
I was nominated for most likely to be a serial killer and my best friend won... No joke.
Did you kill him for beating you?
No, his friend killed him for daring to compete with him
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Could be worse, you could be teaching gym.
A gym teacher told me he was the smartest teacher at his school. He told me that he gets paid the same as the other teachers but he just watches people play volleyball all day.
Not sure how it works in your country but in mine (Japan), PE teacher literally ARE the smartest because they have to pass a written test to get their liscence. Problem is, the "passing grade" is whatever the number of teachers they need that year. They take the top grades, so in practice scoring a 99% could be a failing grade.
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Since people wanna become PE teachers the most it is the most difficult to get a passing grade. Conversely, math teachers are the "dumbest"* since fewer people take the test.
*relatively!
But its still not much money
Work smart, not hard, as the saying goes…
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Better Gym than Dwight.
Identity theft is not a joke gym ..
Dwight you ignorant klutz
At my high school drivers education was taught by one of the coaches, his favorite saying was “If you set your standards low enough you can usually achieve them”. I so badly wanted to ask him if he always wanted to teach drivers education but didn’t because I needed to pass so I could get my license.
At our prom I was voted "most likely to never leave their parent's basement", joke's on them though: my parents don't even have a basement
Apparently, they do now.
He knows because he lives in the guest bedroom
Funny thing is, when I moved out few years ago, my dad decided my old room would become his office… and it still is my room. I do live only about 20 kilometers away, but I consider going back ”home” for a ”vacation” when I get tired of the urban life… and that happens OFTEN.
I can relate only too well.
Well, not that they let you know.
The day you get to know the basement, you can't leave
Tbf you've probably actually done a good job as a teacher then. If all your kids are going to end up more successful than you then you've been a great teacher.
Ceed is a strange name, I think....
But what a unit he has!
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If that happened now she'd pull a gun out. "Show you who's ghetto!"
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Ouch. It hurts because it’s true.
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.... i was the only one in my class to live up to those expectations
That's an easy enough problem to fix: just turn around and vote them "Most likely to Fail."
Is this a joke or a two sentence horror lol
Never did like seeds.
Fun is reaching new levels
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When there is a way.
Fun is reaching new levels
i voted prince charles for that. boy was i wromg about it.
I'd chalk that up as a win!
Oh that’s rich
I was thinking it'd be a suck seed joke
Understandable, both.
too funny for words
I was voted "most likely to spend birthday party alone" 😔
So was I. I think 5 stars on my name badge says otherwise.
I was voted "most likely to be scraped off a highway off-ramp by a puking fireman"
-- Chris Titus
In high school, my friend was voted “most surprising graduate” in the yearbook lol
I was voted "most likely to never grow up" I think because of my ADHD. JOKES ON THEM, I was already married and pregnant when voted.
I was voted most likely to go to jail.
I was also voted Least likely to succeed when in school but now I am the richest most successful person from my school. Don’t worry about what people think just do you and follow you dreams. Everyone has the power to succeed. When someone says they can’t that is their own mind and willpower holding them back.
Are you Elon Musk?
No I am not…
Who are you
Rich guy, like he said
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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy244lv wrote
I was class president, prom king, valedictorian, most to likely succeed, and captain of the surf and dive teams. As a senior, I even taught a freshman class.
I was an overachiever from the start and excelled at finding trouble no matter where it hid. I was home schooled because I was expelled from public school.