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montyliao65 t1_iy0thbd wrote

Ceed is a strange name, I think....

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Key-Ad9733 t1_iy1amfw wrote

I was nominated for most likely to be a serial killer and my best friend won... No joke.

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Nimelennar t1_iy1n8ua wrote

That's an easy enough problem to fix: just turn around and vote them "Most likely to Fail."

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unclepaprika t1_iy1ozz7 wrote

.... i was the only one in my class to live up to those expectations

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Internal_Fennel_849 t1_iy244lv wrote

I was class president, prom king, valedictorian, most to likely succeed, and captain of the surf and dive teams. As a senior, I even taught a freshman class.

I was an overachiever from the start and excelled at finding trouble no matter where it hid. I was home schooled because I was expelled from public school.

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GrandDukeOfNowhere t1_iy25d6r wrote

At our prom I was voted "most likely to never leave their parent's basement", joke's on them though: my parents don't even have a basement

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hi_pong t1_iy27z0b wrote

i voted prince charles for that. boy was i wromg about it.

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Sad_Analysis663 t1_iy28fso wrote

I was also voted Least likely to succeed when in school but now I am the richest most successful person from my school. Don’t worry about what people think just do you and follow you dreams. Everyone has the power to succeed. When someone says they can’t that is their own mind and willpower holding them back.

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Vetrage1990 t1_iy2c1vr wrote

Is this a joke or a two sentence horror lol

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Dylsnick t1_iy2ebro wrote

I'd chalk that up as a win!

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mama_tom t1_iy2lr6v wrote

I was thinking it'd be a suck seed joke

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Geronimou t1_iy2p371 wrote

Tbf you've probably actually done a good job as a teacher then. If all your kids are going to end up more successful than you then you've been a great teacher.

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Naschka t1_iy2ryuu wrote

Understandable, both.

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SpaceVooper t1_iy34mcv wrote

I was voted "most likely to spend birthday party alone" 😔

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farmer_palmer t1_iy36fcs wrote

So was I. I think 5 stars on my name badge says otherwise.

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Long_Serpent t1_iy37wj5 wrote

I was voted "most likely to be scraped off a highway off-ramp by a puking fireman"

-- Chris Titus

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TaikaJamppa t1_iy3adw5 wrote

Replying to Zealousideal-Ebb-876 (#725,832)

Funny thing is, when I moved out few years ago, my dad decided my old room would become his office… and it still is my room. I do live only about 20 kilometers away, but I consider going back ”home” for a ”vacation” when I get tired of the urban life… and that happens OFTEN.

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Kijukko t1_iy3bbos wrote

Replying to kimthealan101 (#718,568)

Not sure how it works in your country but in mine (Japan), PE teacher literally ARE the smartest because they have to pass a written test to get their liscence. Problem is, the "passing grade" is whatever the number of teachers they need that year. They take the top grades, so in practice scoring a 99% could be a failing grade.

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Since people wanna become PE teachers the most it is the most difficult to get a passing grade. Conversely, math teachers are the "dumbest"* since fewer people take the test.

*relatively!

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flat6NA t1_iy42xci wrote

Replying to RationalTunga146 (#717,261)

At my high school drivers education was taught by one of the coaches, his favorite saying was “If you set your standards low enough you can usually achieve them”. I so badly wanted to ask him if he always wanted to teach drivers education but didn’t because I needed to pass so I could get my license.

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Large-Animator8412 t1_iy4da3h wrote

In high school, my friend was voted “most surprising graduate” in the yearbook lol

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IBAMAMAX7 t1_iy4hjm9 wrote

I was voted "most likely to never grow up" I think because of my ADHD. JOKES ON THEM, I was already married and pregnant when voted.

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Sinis69Tea t1_iy4lhxt wrote

I was voted most likely to go to jail.

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