Submitted by incredibleinkpen t3_z5l4on in Jokes
"Excuse me, I just need the toilet," I said, excusing myself from the table.
"Don't forget to spray the air freshener!" replied the dad.
I said, "No need. Cocaine doesn't smell."
Submitted by incredibleinkpen t3_z5l4on in Jokes
"Excuse me, I just need the toilet," I said, excusing myself from the table.
"Don't forget to spray the air freshener!" replied the dad.
I said, "No need. Cocaine doesn't smell."
stillnotking t1_ixwx9ug wrote
I snorted a little.