i know it differently.

Theres word of a magical water slide, and whatever you wish for will be what you land in, once you arrive at the end.

So three friends go out on a journey to find the slide, and eventually when they were already old, they did.

They're all stoked to have finally made it and one by one take the slide. The first man yells out money, and once he's through all the twists and turns of the slide he lands in a pool filled with dollar bills and coins.

The second man goes through and yells out, Youth serum, and once he's through he lands in a vat of shiny liquid, which makes him young again.

The third man thinks very hard about this. but before he could come up with something he slips and yells out SHIT.