A teacher asks Little Johnny, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Submitted by DrCalFun t3_z613bx in Jokes

A teacher asks Little Johnny, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

“And you, April? ” the teacher asked April.

April says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”

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downtownget410 t1_ixyuq8e wrote

We all wanna be Johnny’s bitch.

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comicpainter t1_iy2i9ve wrote

Except me, I'm not gay lmao

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awesometim0 t1_iy2mqfp wrote

bruh i aint gay either but i will be if that means i get all the shit johnny was gonna give his bitch

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SynisterJeff t1_iy2rqgw wrote

Ah yes, look at how straight and not homosexual we both are. You can tell how straight we are by us making sure other's know we are not gay, just in case there was some misunderstanding or assumption. Of which there shouldn't be, because of how totally not gay we are.

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Wolf_idk69 t1_iy30ddi wrote

Sinister indeed synister Jeff...

But also a smart ass

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grafknives t1_iy36840 wrote

You are not gay in 1mln Ferrari. You are a sophisticated homosexual.

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Trid1977 t1_ixzey3x wrote

Little Johnny has been in Elementary school a long time. And every teacher asks the same question

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/vw2cqu/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ql4qo0/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/86wsg9/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fd9ot2/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4zb2kw/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5og2d7/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3gu8cg/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

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Waitsfornoone t1_iy0alpf wrote

It's kind of like South Park or Charlie Brown; Why have them grow up when the humor is so good?

As for this 'repost,' it is almost always the really good ones that keep getting repeated. Every single day, there are folks on r/Jokes who've never seen this joke before.

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Ninjaromeo t1_iy0dcb7 wrote

It's like south park or Charlie brown, mostly reruns.

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KarmicComic12334 t1_iy0ttd3 wrote

You're half right, johnny has been here a while but teacher asks him all kinds of questions. Remember "There are five crows on the fence and a farmer shoots two, how many are left?" Or "who said that?"

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[deleted] t1_iy0cp6x wrote

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ochoomas t1_iy0x1bp wrote

upvoted bc you reminded me to upvote the guy who took the time to find all these

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Valkyrie64Ryan t1_iy274g9 wrote

Johnny got a new bitch this time tho

Edit: Also how did you get this list? Just search the sub by title or have you been compiling this list all this time? Please tell me it’s option 2

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nah-knee t1_iy27kun wrote

This joke is different, they made the girls name april

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Manuallyforeshow134 t1_ixyw6h0 wrote

Hey fuck it, I would be little Johnny’s bitch!

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IWannaHookUpButIWont t1_ixz1ckx wrote

What if Johnny grew up to be those things but also overweight, bad hygiene and misogynistic?

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cultfollower_ t1_ixzocsb wrote

Take out a life insurance policy

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Waitsfornoone t1_iy0awvc wrote

Like that's never be done before.

There is a solution to every problem; it's just that some solutions are not the best or totally legal.

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biscuits_six t1_ixz23co wrote

or bought twitter?

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an_illogical_mind t1_ixz8pzp wrote

Amber...Is that you???

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mango_boii t1_ixzip0q wrote

Teacher then calls Johnny's father: "Hello Mr. Sins. I'd like to discuss something with you. It's about your son."

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Cleer-Fx t1_ixytg48 wrote

Now everyone is Johnny's bitch

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grafknives t1_iy36bkv wrote

A bit of pun is missed. As little johny was class trouble maker, but April was the best, cleanest, prime example student.

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bigrob1308 t1_iy2n6bk wrote

Y did little Jonny drop his ice cream?he got hit by a bus!

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killerjaskul t1_iy2uct1 wrote

Imma time travel to become johnnys bitch

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sSnEoXw t1_iy310ed wrote

Too good 😂

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-WontLoversRevoltNow t1_iy4bcyw wrote

Traditionalism is good if you have a good husband but bad if you have a bad husband.

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Savings-Ad4253 t1_iy2g2vd wrote

Johnny getting em bitches hope he doesn't sin if your 18+ upvote

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GeetarDoctor t1_ixzdon7 wrote

OP, why did you change little Donny Trump's name to "Johnny?"

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GeetarDoctor t1_iy1fxbc wrote

The downvoter bots just haven't gotten the news yet that their godfather has fallen from grace.

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Im_A_Troll_bro t1_iy1w2xe wrote

Dude this is r/jokes. We get real tired of people using the same jokes over and over again and no joke gets used more on the internet than "Trump bad lmfaoooo".

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GeetarDoctor t1_iy28ai7 wrote

Troll bad Imfaooo.

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Im_A_Troll_bro t1_iy28kl1 wrote

Oh I'm sorry, did you think you were being so creative and original with your "Trump bad" joke?

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IWannaHookUpButIWont t1_ixzrsvw wrote

Aaaaahhhhh so many downvotes but true

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GeetarDoctor t1_iy1bruh wrote

When Melania was in labor with his son Baron in New York, he was in a penthouse suite in LA with a Playboy model. His Boeing 757 was his other ride.

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