A teacher asks Little Johnny, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Submitted by DrCalFun t3_z613bx in Jokes

A teacher asks Little Johnny, “What do you want to be when you grow up?”

Little Johnny says “I wanna be a billionaire, going to the most expensive clubs, take the best bitch with me, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Hawaii, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel through Europe, an Infinite Visa Card and to make love to her three times a day”.

The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with the bad behavior of the child, decides not to give importance to what he said and then continues the lesson.

“And you, April? ” the teacher asked April.

April says “I wanna be Johnny’s bitch.”

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Cleer-Fx t1_ixytg48 wrote

Now everyone is Johnny's bitch

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B0-Dh1 t1_ixzaqo0 wrote

Johnny be good to me!

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GeetarDoctor t1_ixzdon7 wrote

OP, why did you change little Donny Trump's name to "Johnny?"

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Trid1977 t1_ixzey3x wrote

Little Johnny has been in Elementary school a long time. And every teacher asks the same question

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/vw2cqu/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/ql4qo0/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/86wsg9/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/fd9ot2/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4zb2kw/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/5og2d7/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3gu8cg/a_teacher_asks_her_class_what_do_you_want_to_be/

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mango_boii t1_ixzip0q wrote

Teacher then calls Johnny's father: "Hello Mr. Sins. I'd like to discuss something with you. It's about your son."

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Waitsfornoone t1_iy0alpf wrote

Replying to Trid1977 (#709,526)

It's kind of like South Park or Charlie Brown; Why have them grow up when the humor is so good?

As for this 'repost,' it is almost always the really good ones that keep getting repeated. Every single day, there are folks on r/Jokes who've never seen this joke before.

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KarmicComic12334 t1_iy0ttd3 wrote

Replying to Trid1977 (#709,526)

You're half right, johnny has been here a while but teacher asks him all kinds of questions. Remember "There are five crows on the fence and a farmer shoots two, how many are left?" Or "who said that?"

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Valkyrie64Ryan t1_iy274g9 wrote

Replying to Trid1977 (#709,526)

Johnny got a new bitch this time tho

Edit: Also how did you get this list? Just search the sub by title or have you been compiling this list all this time? Please tell me it’s option 2

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Savings-Ad4253 t1_iy2g2vd wrote

Johnny getting em bitches hope he doesn't sin if your 18+ upvote

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bigrob1308 t1_iy2n6bk wrote

Y did little Jonny drop his ice cream?he got hit by a bus!

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SynisterJeff t1_iy2rqgw wrote

Replying to comicpainter (#726,294)

Ah yes, look at how straight and not homosexual we both are. You can tell how straight we are by us making sure other's know we are not gay, just in case there was some misunderstanding or assumption. Of which there shouldn't be, because of how totally not gay we are.

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killerjaskul t1_iy2uct1 wrote

Imma time travel to become johnnys bitch

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grafknives t1_iy36bkv wrote

A bit of pun is missed. As little johny was class trouble maker, but April was the best, cleanest, prime example student.

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-WontLoversRevoltNow t1_iy4bcyw wrote

Traditionalism is good if you have a good husband but bad if you have a bad husband.

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