Would you like a dead battery? Submitted by stamp_of_approval t3_zrqshj on December 21, 2022 at 3:32 PM in Jokes They're free of charge! 12 comments 186
Seeker_00860 t1_j14h27w wrote on December 21, 2022 at 4:34 PM Two hydrogen atoms were floating when one said, "Oops, I just lost an electron". "Are you sure?" asked the other hydrogen atom. "I am positive" Permalink 23 Some-Connection-4345 t1_j17cu7u wrote on December 22, 2022 at 5:00 AM Brønsted-Lowry acid-base theory moment Permalink Parent 4
Some-Connection-4345 t1_j17cu7u wrote on December 22, 2022 at 5:00 AM Brønsted-Lowry acid-base theory moment Permalink Parent 4
blazinazn007 t1_j147m3h wrote on December 21, 2022 at 3:33 PM r/dadjokes is calling for you. Permalink 8
uthini_mfowethu t1_j14cbtg wrote on December 21, 2022 at 4:04 PM I don't see any sparks in the comment section Permalink 5
Waitsfornoone t1_j14fnr3 wrote on December 21, 2022 at 4:25 PM Same as an electric car caught in a flood. Permalink 2
Jonny24v01 t1_j1847a5 wrote on December 22, 2022 at 10:44 AM What did the battery say to the bag of chips? I'm eveready if your frito-lay Permalink 1
Seeker_00860 t1_j14h27w wrote
Two hydrogen atoms were floating when one said, "Oops, I just lost an electron".
"Are you sure?" asked the other hydrogen atom.
"I am positive"