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Zadok47 t1_j1xuc4z wrote

Please don't pine for me when I'm gone.

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ole_shanksies t1_j1y0j2u wrote

This joke has my hardwood dripping syrup

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Negative-Ad-6533 t1_j1y0qkk wrote

See you should have listened to your Alders .

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maudrouge t1_j1xyej6 wrote

Please don't bend like a willow and weep for me.

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maudrouge t1_j1xy86l wrote

We'll always have Aspen.

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puttinitinmutton t1_j1ydsow wrote

And the oak replied 'you always fucking do this. you know what actually I'm glad. I'm glad we're both going to die. I've been living next to you for a hundred fucking years and whenever something of note happens you roll out the tree puns. You remember that time those people chained themselves to us and we didn't get chopped down? And you came out with, 'looks like they've offered us an olive branch'? That was the moment. Since the fucking 90s every time there's been a thunderstorm or we've heard revving motors I've been willing the universe to take one of us out. Every time I smelled cigarette smoke on the breeze I've prayed for a forest fire. Honestly I'm fucking sycamore of it.'

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Artaximan123 t1_j1zj52p wrote

Don’t pine for me I’ll be oak

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Taliesin_Hoyle_ t1_j1ys3rj wrote

Hazel yew witch, I'm sycamore poplar girls, so aspen alder thyme on the beech and pine fir yew.

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