Submitted by playingwithechoes t3_zx0hp2 in Jokes
Life is such a beech.
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Zadok47 t1_j1xuc4z wrote
Please don't pine for me when I'm gone.
maudrouge t1_j1xy86l wrote
We'll always have Aspen.
maudrouge t1_j1xyej6 wrote
Please don't bend like a willow and weep for me.
ole_shanksies t1_j1y0j2u wrote
This joke has my hardwood dripping syrup
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_j1y0qkk wrote
See you should have listened to your Alders .
WhatKindOfADeal t1_j1y3x2j wrote
Don’t you firget about me
humperty t1_j1y654n wrote
to surf near the seaside. What a beach.
MikeLinPA t1_j1y8y4p wrote
puttinitinmutton t1_j1ydsow wrote
And the oak replied 'you always fucking do this. you know what actually I'm glad. I'm glad we're both going to die. I've been living next to you for a hundred fucking years and whenever something of note happens you roll out the tree puns. You remember that time those people chained themselves to us and we didn't get chopped down? And you came out with, 'looks like they've offered us an olive branch'? That was the moment. Since the fucking 90s every time there's been a thunderstorm or we've heard revving motors I've been willing the universe to take one of us out. Every time I smelled cigarette smoke on the breeze I've prayed for a forest fire. Honestly I'm fucking sycamore of it.'
Taliesin_Hoyle_ t1_j1ys3rj wrote
Hazel yew witch, I'm sycamore poplar girls, so aspen alder thyme on the beech and pine fir yew.
Far-Stomach-2764 t1_j1ys56x wrote
"All talking trees must eventually dialogue"
Artaximan123 t1_j1zj52p wrote
Don’t pine for me I’ll be oak
CommercialAd8439 t1_j1zouym wrote
You have my branches in a knot
NetScr1be t1_j201lbf wrote
I wood knot.
NetScr1be t1_j1xttl8 wrote
I guess they were getting board.