Submitted by Lord-Wombat t3_zye2pc in Jokes
She said it's called "doggy style".
I said "yeah, I can get behind that".
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Lord-Wombat OP t1_j25b9kk wrote
AAAAAHHHHH
cyclefreaksix t1_j25bcl9 wrote
I like 68. You do me and I'll owe you one.
Mikey_Mike_1991 t1_j25c72p wrote
Hahaha
USMCWrangler t1_j25d61x wrote
My wife and I are into S&M.
She sleeps and I masturbate.
DruFastDruFurious t1_j25evxs wrote
She likes it ruff
davethompson413 t1_j25fsux wrote
You should try 77. Do the math...you get eight more.
AvailableHat2920 t1_j25g0k2 wrote
Took me a moment.
GET THAT PICTURE OUT OFF MY MIND
Kind-Bodybuilder-903 t1_j25k3mi wrote
My wife said tie me up and do whatever you want. So I tied here up and went to the pub.
MikeLinPA t1_j25khwh wrote
How about a 71. That's a 69 with 2 fingers up her ass!
eyeheartnoods t1_j2603sz wrote
We also do it doggy style. I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Bubbly-Wolverine-206 t1_j2643mh wrote
If you'd have said no, she would probably hound you till you change your position on the idea...
StrikingExcitement79 t1_j26a6am wrote
PersonaUser55 t1_j26e7o7 wrote
If you aren't willing to part the red sea like Moses himself, you dont deserve her
Bldaz t1_j26ecfq wrote
JasonWithey t1_j26hipx wrote
Nice… keeping it spicy!!!
Waitsfornoone t1_j26hl2e wrote
My wife proposed a new sex game, in which we would be assigned baseball positions to 'play.'
She was to be the catcher, and I was assigned the same position I played as a kid on a little league team: Left Out.
Mammoth-Pain-358 t1_j26hvr7 wrote
I hear that
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MadMan8181 t1_j26z6xo wrote
Jesus, click for the punchline, stay for the comments lol
justmoreredditors t1_j26zztd wrote
Riding the bench while designated hitter steps in?
Wonderbread1999 t1_j270qlr wrote
So does his wife
bigDaddyfrCinti t1_j277ap6 wrote
The only thing a period stops in my house is a sentence.
CommercialAd8439 t1_j278fvh wrote
In fortunately she wants you to be the front man
[deleted] t1_j27bowd wrote
She pitched a new idea. You caught it.No short stops to think about it. Center field thinking. Covered all the bases. Nothing left out. Right?
Old_Ad7385 t1_j27wd3j wrote
Trying figure out how I could work "bunt" in this comment.
UnluckyLuke87 t1_j280oas wrote
One up hers and one up yours!
MikeLinPA t1_j28fypb wrote
Fair is fair!
AlbertComan t1_j28i7me wrote
" My wife asked if I'd like to try a new sex position. I replied: together?"
TheDownvotesFarmer t1_j28mq8l wrote
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hello_raleigh-durham t1_j28w72a wrote
Satisfy everyone with 88. He 8 and she 8.
Sigma865 t1_j28wu58 wrote
She must be British!
beastjak52 t1_j2925qh wrote
I like rare steak once in awhile
General_Freed t1_j292dsq wrote
Tried a new Sex Position?
Nailed it!
almondyeyes t1_j29dpq5 wrote
This is too funny, needed the laugh, thanks buddy..
P.S. I am a female and it was usually the opposite for us, except he slept and I was clueless about masturbation. Lol
ndavids1 t1_j29ow4o wrote
This is my new favorite saying
fatpad00 t1_j29qvdy wrote
I like to tell this joke, its best in person:
If the rocker doesn't shock her, then spock her.
If that's still not enough...
THE MINIVAN
(hold up a fist and 2 fingers on the other hand)
2 in the front, 5 in the back
ISoToxic_ t1_j29sikx wrote
funniest redditor
MikeLinPA t1_j2bh0y9 wrote
Remember, turnabout's fair play! You gotta take what you give. (Ouch...)
slmojica t1_j25b61s wrote
Better than a 6.9 - 69 interrupted by a period.