She wasn’t happy with my improper use of the colon.
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tillacat42 t1_j28j044 wrote
You’re lucky you didn’t miss the period
Aliagil t1_j29uak6 wrote
Ur lucky if u put period right at all
Righteous_Fury224 t1_j23zq4c wrote
She just couldn't be arsed with him
Trips-Over-Tail t1_j243g5m wrote
Now think. Did she really break up with you, or just give you a low grade on your homework?
Lefthand_Gingerman t1_j24wn70 wrote
Either way he failed 😂
doowgad1 t1_j23w3ch wrote
We'll soon get to the bottom of this!
Wolfy9001 t1_j24gcag wrote
I had an English teacher girlfriend break up with me. I didn't understand, so she had to spell it out for me.
insxyz t1_j23wzim wrote
What an anal'ogy.
halite001 t1_j2411xl wrote
Seems she's a cunning linguist.
bag_o_fetuses t1_j23y2s3 wrote
it's hard to use colon's correctly in an oral presentation
the_automat t1_j23ys4e wrote
Sorry to be anal but you seem like the possessive type
Dracorium777 t1_j27sfai wrote
Wow thats a shitty situation
poops-n-farts t1_j27plfa wrote
Not if you're drunk
mercerguy t1_j23zcif wrote
You obviously dotted her T and crossed her I, dummy
EmphasisCheap8611 t1_j246q1e wrote
Should’ve minded the P’s and Q’s while trying out the 69!
Awesum51Merc t1_j2836hv wrote
Maybe she wasn't satisfied with your dangling participle......?
Waitsfornoone t1_j24ctdu wrote
Coincidentally, my wife is also an English teacher. She always corrects my grammar while having sex.
I'll go "suck it good" and she'll reply "it's suck it well!". I'll say "Who's your daddy?" and she'll correct "who's your dad?".
Mobile-Importance-74 t1_j27hnw2 wrote
Who is your daddy and what does he do?
Awesum51Merc t1_j2833ai wrote
Luke....I am your Father
[deleted] t1_j2764x0 wrote
Period. End of relationship.
FjordExplorher t1_j24dh66 wrote
That really stinks
Past_Composer_9989 t1_j24ejep wrote
Wellllll 🤔 😂
ProrexPyre t1_j24f919 wrote
Was it Your colon? Or hers?
humorRus t1_j24mkxe wrote
oh shit - I think I heard this one before
ibteem93 t1_j24rn5p wrote
Well you shouldn’t have used it with the period.
PygmeePony t1_j24wudi wrote
She's being really anal about it.
Katzz-Meow t1_j2534n6 wrote
My English teacher boyfriend asked "Do you like anal"? Question mark. I answered "A little"; semi-colon
djlarue46 t1_j2555hr wrote
At least you didn't exclaim the point.
djlarue46 t1_j255h6b wrote
At least an oral exam didn't follow the anal exam.. or did it?
vatderfurkk101 t1_j25jde3 wrote
That's what happens when you play with her asterisk ( * )
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pat700 t1_j25mbxn wrote
You need to roll your R's on her love bud. Oh wait that's if she's your Spanish teacher
trendinginternetguy t1_j25qgm2 wrote
Are you sure it wasn’t your syntax?
Spinnerbowl t1_j26limg wrote
I looked at the post for a solid minute, kept scrolling, then it hit me
Like a baseball
CringeNOkayWithThat t1_j26s9tu wrote
Did she break it to you by asking to see her after class?
megacookie t1_j25hn0z wrote
This joke would be better: if you improperly used a colon
SpellDostoyevsky t1_j24180r wrote
You're lucky you didn't forget the period.