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doowgad1 t1_j23w3ch wrote

We'll soon get to the bottom of this!

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bag_o_fetuses t1_j23y2s3 wrote

it's hard to use colon's correctly in an oral presentation

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mercerguy t1_j23zcif wrote

You obviously dotted her T and crossed her I, dummy

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halite001 t1_j2411xl wrote

Seems she's a cunning linguist.

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Trips-Over-Tail t1_j243g5m wrote

Now think. Did she really break up with you, or just give you a low grade on your homework?

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EmphasisCheap8611 t1_j246q1e wrote

Should’ve minded the P’s and Q’s while trying out the 69!

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Waitsfornoone t1_j24ctdu wrote

Coincidentally, my wife is also an English teacher. She always corrects my grammar while having sex.

I'll go "suck it good" and she'll reply "it's suck it well!". I'll say "Who's your daddy?" and she'll correct "who's your dad?".

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Wolfy9001 t1_j24gcag wrote

I had an English teacher girlfriend break up with me. I didn't understand, so she had to spell it out for me.

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humorRus t1_j24mkxe wrote

oh shit - I think I heard this one before

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ibteem93 t1_j24rn5p wrote

Well you shouldn’t have used it with the period.

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Katzz-Meow t1_j2534n6 wrote

My English teacher boyfriend asked "Do you like anal"? Question mark. I answered "A little"; semi-colon

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djlarue46 t1_j2555hr wrote

At least you didn't exclaim the point.

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djlarue46 t1_j255h6b wrote

At least an oral exam didn't follow the anal exam.. or did it?

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megacookie t1_j25hn0z wrote

This joke would be better: if you improperly used a colon

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vatderfurkk101 t1_j25jde3 wrote

That's what happens when you play with her asterisk ( * )

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pat700 t1_j25mbxn wrote

You need to roll your R's on her love bud. Oh wait that's if she's your Spanish teacher

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Spinnerbowl t1_j26limg wrote

I looked at the post for a solid minute, kept scrolling, then it hit me

Like a baseball

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Awesum51Merc t1_j2836hv wrote

Maybe she wasn't satisfied with your dangling participle......?

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