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BrochachosNachos t1_j1pdtyx wrote

nein out of 10, good work

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Uzzer_lozer19 t1_j1pffhq wrote

This was the better joke!

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[deleted] t1_j1q5jy0 wrote

He would have.... Oven-tuallly.

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skaevbubbibjoern t1_j1rfa7p wrote

All americans think hitler used ovens to gas/grill jews. No he used lockerroom showers to trick the jews into thinking they got a fresh bath, instead gas came out of the things they thought were water taps

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SoupySupper t1_j1qodvy wrote

He could never quite bite the bullet. Some thought that he could just pull the trigger and apologize, and I suppose that it did cross his mind.

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gnosticnoodle t1_j1qucw8 wrote

Because he was always in the reich

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tkondaks t1_j1rb957 wrote

"If english was good enough for Jesus Christ, it's good enough for me" -- Ma Ferguson, former Governor of Texas

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P155ingInTheWind t1_j1s492y wrote

I don't think many germans would have pointed out exactly where he was wrong.

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Dizz2K7 t1_j1shqer wrote

That's solid.

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RanCestor t1_j1qu3wm wrote

Well he would have had to apologize I suppose.

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Attygalle t1_j1rplai wrote

Hitler did speak English. Conversational level, absolutely not fluently, but still.

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SeanyD72 t1_j1rrihq wrote

Fuck you

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Randy927 t1_j1q3pl5 wrote

Because shameless people have no remorse.

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LadenifferJadaniston t1_j1r2d02 wrote

If anything, “sorry for trying to exterminate you” would just further piss me off.

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