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sergyps t1_j2fpd6i wrote

What's 12 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen, and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed.

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2Noodly t1_j2fo4p3 wrote

I know it’s a joke. And the jerking off in a sock is always in movies, tv shows or books.

I have to admit, I’ve never heard of any guy using a sock in real life.

I’ve 3 brothers, I was in the military and a fraternity. I’ve had conversations with dozens if not 100s if guys who’ve admitted to doing crazier stuff than a sock….

Where are these guys jerking off in socks? Seriously?!

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TackyKnacky t1_j2ft8s7 wrote

I usually just jack off into the toilet but I do have a designated sock. It's just an ole reliable.

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Esehrk t1_j2fopid wrote

Ehh just dirty clothes in general when I was that age.

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OverallManagement824 t1_j2fwksh wrote

This is awful. Fucking take my upvote and leave before I punch you. /s

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