Submitted by cat_named_virtue t3_1005kkm in Jokes
I put on the wrong sock this morning.
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2Noodly t1_j2fo4p3 wrote
I know it’s a joke. And the jerking off in a sock is always in movies, tv shows or books.
I have to admit, I’ve never heard of any guy using a sock in real life.
I’ve 3 brothers, I was in the military and a fraternity. I’ve had conversations with dozens if not 100s if guys who’ve admitted to doing crazier stuff than a sock….
Where are these guys jerking off in socks? Seriously?!
cuncuncun01 t1_j2fombh wrote
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Esehrk t1_j2fopid wrote
Ehh just dirty clothes in general when I was that age.
sergyps t1_j2fpd6i wrote
What's 12 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen, and makes all of the ladies scream? The sock under my bed.
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Waitsfornoone t1_j2fpwxj wrote
What ladies?
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Downtown_Path_2821 t1_j2fqan3 wrote
Built up tension
darknessatthevoid t1_j2fqt9g wrote
To get to the other thigh
TackyKnacky t1_j2ft8s7 wrote
I usually just jack off into the toilet but I do have a designated sock. It's just an ole reliable.
GodRa12 t1_j2ftj0d wrote
His mom, when she goes in there to clean his room for him.
OverallManagement824 t1_j2fwksh wrote
This is awful. Fucking take my upvote and leave before I punch you. /s
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