Submitted by TanaFey t3_ztw1wj in Jokes

Did you know the Bible talks about who should make coffee? There's a whole book dedicated to it called Hebrews.

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SignHot6352 t1_j1fntbj wrote

Hebrews is not a book. „Hebrew people are mostly considered synonymous with the Semitic-speaking Israelites, especially in the pre-monarchic period when they were still nomadic.“

Edit: oops was wrong thx for correcting

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ExhaleShambho t1_j1ixkgw wrote

Yeah I should break in your child for a decade or two that he's broken and deserves to burn in hell for all eternity. He needs to correctly carry out a faith based method of avoiding hell properly or he will burn for all eternity. Then you can tell him to get over it. Unless he's still stupid enough to praise god in fear. Other people say he's not reading his bible the right way.

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ExhaleShambho t1_j1iy4kr wrote

Just read the bible so you can notice that the bible speaks this way. Biblical Christianity promotes all this hell crap and then faith based forgiveness methods. Christianity and the bible represent each other. Don't promote either one. Promoting Christianity promotes the bible. Promoting the bible promotes Christianity. That book is a nightmare that most people gloss over

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