Submitted by Freudian-Sips t3_zyd9rr in Jokes
The next few days are going to be rough
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Waitsfornoone t1_j25dvjg wrote
One can only hope.
No_Swing_7205 t1_j261bh5 wrote
-cries in singleness-
desirousAmigo714 t1_j256eq5 wrote
That number seems a bit high tbh
Freudian-Sips OP t1_j25bdkc wrote
Once a week. And once again on each other's birthdays
alldaywatcher t1_j25udit wrote
Recent studies found out that (a) sex is better if a second person is involved and (b) that type of sex is only dirty if performed right. 🤓
Carteeg_Struve t1_j25z857 wrote
And once or twice a year it’s even with someone else.
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Lazaruzo t1_j26nxtf wrote
You think you're average huh?
Immortal-one t1_j27chrp wrote
No. Apparently everything about me is below average
sevakmaheshr t1_j28ncdq wrote
so you are telling me that I need to have sex 54 times in the next one day, before the year ends, just to be average?? that's too much pressure!
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Ok_Alfalfa_9658 t1_j25aa0p wrote
Literally no sense made by you.
Waitsfornoone t1_j25dy39 wrote
Bots rarely do.
Lord-Wombat t1_j255nc9 wrote
The next few days are going to be hard