Submitted by GayRacoon69 t3_zv2lgj in Jokes
I hope she likes her candle
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Charlie_2504 t1_j1ndbbb wrote
Fr
StenSoft t1_j1o442s wrote
Happy wife, happy life
thantonaut t1_j1pz3tq wrote
Don't count on it
chargerone t1_j1ra8d1 wrote
Happy spouse, happy house...
J4MES101 t1_j1msc0d wrote
Give her a witch?
st_zhivanshe t1_j1mq80n wrote
Looks like she is met her match.
Nice burn, dude.
That gift was lit.
Did you meet her on Tinder, she’s quite the match.
You’re wicked.
This is too much. I candle it.
OP pisses off wife; wax off tonight
Should have given her your mixtape, I hear it is straight fire!
‟But she said she wanted s’more gifts”
freewaygoon t1_j1msfub wrote
Give her a spliff
SandyEyesGalore t1_j1mufxh wrote
Yea but a candle isn't a stupid gift though, its a pretty nice gift
Mammoth-Pain-358 t1_j1odzuy wrote
A piece of coal.
Romthirty t1_j1p5i6g wrote
This is the right answer.
ReddutModzRKuntz t1_j1mpf1d wrote
Get her a puppy and call her bluff! (God, I really hope she was bluffing...)
Ok_Temperature_563 t1_j1n5xl2 wrote
Fireworks are a GREAT gift
My_Balls_Itch_123 t1_j1oqk0m wrote
Give her an ice cube
Argybargyass t1_j1po832 wrote
Or a stick of dynamite?
iq-braggng-o-smrtass t1_j1mponb wrote
I mean it's shaped like a candle dick so it's still stupid.
Hismama_Codyswifey17 t1_j1qkp5o wrote
She sounds pretty ungrateful. Some people don't get anything for any holiday or even birthdays. Sounds like she's spoiled. Take it from someone who's husband didn't get her anything at all. Who has only ever received one Christmas present from him,three years ago.
GayRacoon69 OP t1_j1qxj0m wrote
I'd like to clarify that my post was entirely fictional. I am not married and I didn't get anyone a candle
Have you talked to him about that. It seems like it bothers you
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_j1qpc1o wrote
Cigar?
paries127 t1_j1mp2de wrote
Shoulda bought a joint