Shoulda bought a joint

Get her a puppy and call her bluff! (God, I really hope she was bluffing...)

I mean it's shaped like a candle dick so it's still stupid.

Looks like she is met her match.

Nice burn, dude.

That gift was lit.

Did you meet her on Tinder, she’s quite the match.

You’re wicked.

This is too much. I candle it.

OP pisses off wife; wax off tonight

Should have given her your mixtape, I hear it is straight fire!

‟But she said she wanted s’more gifts”

Give her a witch?

Give her a spliff

Yea but a candle isn't a stupid gift though, its a pretty nice gift

But how would she know the gift is a witch?

Drown it first?

Fireworks are a GREAT gift

Fr

Happy wife, happy life

A piece of coal.

Give her an ice cube

Because she looks like one!

This is the right answer.

Or a stick of dynamite?

Don't count on it

If it weighs as much as a duck?

She sounds pretty ungrateful. Some people don't get anything for any holiday or even birthdays. Sounds like she's spoiled. Take it from someone who's husband didn't get her anything at all. Who has only ever received one Christmas present from him,three years ago.

Cigar?

I'd like to clarify that my post was entirely fictional. I am not married and I didn't get anyone a candle

Have you talked to him about that. It seems like it bothers you

Happy spouse, happy house...