Submitted by myfirstacctwasbanned t3_zxl82u in Jokes
Like Chuck Norris.
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Awesum51Merc t1_j22qs3u wrote
Can we help pick those Keyboard Bits out of your face?
golden_tish1990 t1_j230621 wrote
His face is now one of the keyboard bits on Chuck Norris' keyboard.
biofuelwins t1_j20vyhk wrote
Chuck Norris read this before you even typed it.
wood_good t1_j217nwl wrote
Yeah, yeah jesus christ can walk on water but di you know chuck norris can swim thru land
_drimzy t1_j21zigy wrote
Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris jokes!
ProsilyTravel t1_j20ybpp wrote
Classic Chuck Norris jokes.They always work!
megacerealcrunch t1_j21099m wrote
that's what she said
Hugh-Jassoul t1_j22e1f2 wrote
Now that joke… that one has died.
Awesum51Merc t1_j22qun3 wrote
No it didn't.....She never said so
Financial_Comfort633 t1_j21zbk7 wrote
Chuck Norris CAN eat just 1 Lay's potato chip!
Dickcheese-a1 t1_j22at7s wrote
Didn't the real chuck Norris read all the chuck Norris jokes in a skit on TV.
wigzell78 t1_j22hz5k wrote
Chuck Norris died years ago...
Death is just too scared to tell him.
destiny_duude t1_j23dnq0 wrote
chuck norris can shatter a paper plate
IWannaHookUpButIWont t1_j211po1 wrote
Chuck Norris is so strong, not one climate activist dares complain when he starts up his hummer.
_drimzy t1_j21znfv wrote
The only reason climate is changing is because Chuck Norris didn’t like it.
Someordinaryguy1994 t1_j23dgo4 wrote
The only man who can drive a hummer and still have a big dick
Ixteufel t1_j24256d wrote
The dick is big in him.
<No. That sounds wrong. 😂>
thatwasacrapname123 t1_j24uyb3 wrote
When Chuck Norris left home to go to college he turned to his father and said "well, you're the man of the house now...."
Romthirty t1_j22z11g wrote
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego and apologized to it.
albene t1_j23mye7 wrote
God made Bruce Lee so Chuck Norris would know fear
GuairdeanBeatha t1_j220ali wrote
Chuck Norris jokes never die, they just smell like it.
AlarmedStudio2044 t1_j22u3bn wrote
Chuck Norris visits the Grim Reaper to remind him who named him
[deleted] t1_j2437k5 wrote
he bruised lee
Bulky-Hyena-360 t1_j23grzn wrote
Chuck Norris doesn’t die, he just joins the Doom Slayer in Hell
master-virus t1_j23ue04 wrote
Chuck Norris looked at his reflection and said how tough are you really?
He woke up a year later and said dam I'm a bad ass.
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MikeLinPA t1_j247pgj wrote
Old fishermen never die, they just smell that way. :P
synapsebondfire t1_j24nyfs wrote
Chuck Norris doesn’t read. He stares the book down until he gets the information from it he needs.
dannof1958 t1_j224nwy wrote
When John Wayne was asked what he thought of Chuck Norris, he said “Who Is She?”
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AlfredKinsey t1_j22civg wrote
trash
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681972 t1_j20wtcq wrote
These Chuck Norris jokes are getting old. Plus，I doubt he is really that much of a bad ass.
If he’s such a bad ass he’d come into my room and smash my face into the keyboarkxjxnshjnsbsvsbxndnsndjxhxbdbndjdjdhxbdbjdkfjgkrksksbjfkfotoriejbxbxndndjdicindndjdjcucgxgavavshdjxjchxhdjekdk