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Designed14 t1_j1xmh6g wrote

My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: what?

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Baumbieger1000 t1_j1xn4fy wrote

This is for some reason even funnier

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NeurodiverseTurtle t1_j1zaga6 wrote

My deaf sister asked me “d’ya wannu her juck?”

I said: what?

She said: whud?

(I’m partially deaf and also slur my speech, before the joke police roll up and accuse me of ableism)

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minqthechinq t1_j1xn2us wrote

My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I nodded, because she can not hear

She said: your face.

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Waitsfornoone t1_j1xp7na wrote

I misread it as 'dead sister', and I was wondering why a dead sister would be asking anything?

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PriorityNew3972 t1_j1zabd1 wrote

if i was you i wouldn't give her an answer yet. I would just play it by ear

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GodzeallA t1_j1y91t6 wrote

Thought it was going to be

I replied "sounds good"

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Spy_Mouse t1_j1zsf8b wrote

My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: Okay, here goes - My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: Okay, here goes - My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: Okay, here goes - My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: Okay, here goes - My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

...

And the legend has it their conversation is still ongoing...

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Savings_Economist711 t1_j1zu285 wrote

Does she sign? If so, if she were to give me a hand job would that considered oral sex?

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TraivonsWorld t1_j20f7u7 wrote

It took me a bit to understand but that was funny.

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