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ThetaStoleUrTendies t1_j0zfwdj wrote

Reply to comment by Yuuwaho in A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 10 months by fhqwhgadsz

Lol let's keep this going and see how many times she can have twins during a coma

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FugaciousD t1_j0zuyrf wrote

Hold on getting the copy paste ready

Mrs. Johnson was having her third set of twins: a boy and a girl.

Once again, she fell into a coma before delivery, so it fell to her sister this time name the newborns. Traditionally, that job would fall to the eldest, and her middle brother had stepped up later, but both had lost that privilege. When she finally came to, she saw her sister standing by her bedside, holding her children.

"What did you name the girl?" she asked.

"Dixie."

Okay, the mom thought, we ARE in Alabama, and yes, it’s a little non-PC these days, but I guess that will work with Dixon, reasonable name for her. And what is the boy’s name?"

"Dixer."

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khobykhat t1_j10jm8h wrote

Hold on getting the copy paste ready

Mrs. Johnson was having her fourth set of twins: a boy and a girl.

Again, she fell into a coma before delivery, and it now fell to the younger sister to name the babies. Traditionally, that job would fall to the eldest, but two of her brothers and her oldest sister had already lost that privilege. When she finally came to, she saw her sister standing by her bedside, holding her children.

"What did you name the boy?" she asked.

"John”

Not quite what I expected to name my son, but it’s okay I guess. "And what is the girl's name?"

"John’t."

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hmsboomattack t1_j10ml97 wrote

What about the third set?

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khobykhat t1_j10mqq6 wrote

Well.. the one above mine would’ve been the third set

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hmsboomattack t1_j10napw wrote

But it says second so are they wrong or am i wrong?

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khobykhat t1_j10nidm wrote

The post itself is the first, the first comment in this thread is the second, the comment above mine is the third.

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Yuuwaho t1_j139tnc wrote

One of them should be Mason and Madaughter for when the dad actually gets to name the kids.

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