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OverallManagement824 t1_j21hgo0 wrote

I had a threesome planned for last Friday. Two of them didn't show up, but I still had a good time.

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Big_Simba t1_j218kba wrote

That’s how the movie Octopussy got it’s name

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TheDorkKnight53 t1_j2273ps wrote

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WildBoy-72 t1_j22ziiv wrote

*incredulity

Sorry

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foulstream t1_j24n2yu wrote

My grandpa has been asked to start in a remake - it’s called Octogenarianpussy

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doginjoggers t1_j21b6yn wrote

Disappointing 8 women simultaneously

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Dykidnnid t1_j21fg5k wrote

Tuesday

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Maleficent-Pepper-45 t1_j21q8v5 wrote

Living your best life, aren't you?

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WildBoy-72 t1_j22zk03 wrote

Rodney: "I always wanted to be with two girls at once. That way when I fall asleep, they have each other to talk to."

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Waitsfornoone t1_j21fvhk wrote

Can we use sex aids? Otherwise, there are going to be a lot of disappointed women very soon.

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LadeeAlana t1_j22c5wt wrote

No more threesomes for me.

I'm going to stick to disappointing women one at a time.

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Look_Specific t1_j22zoi0 wrote

My gf organised an orgy with 8 women and 8 guys as a treat.

I found out about it when I saw her "only friends" account...

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Persianx6 t1_j229lfo wrote

Alternatively you could call it "NBA Youngboy or Nick Cannon's Child Support Payments"

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Kaankhan t1_j21sirc wrote

This joke reminds me Deep the character from the boys

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Green-Crow8064 t1_j23ub30 wrote

Where I grew up it would be called a full set of teeth

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sethbehn t1_j22f2oo wrote

Why did they use the Latin number when naming the octopus? Because “eight-a-pus” kind of hit wrong.

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Trips-Over-Tail t1_j237sat wrote

Serious tongue cramps during the thirty-twoplay.

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totheu t1_j217yse wrote

That’s like your opinion man.

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Damisa_dagi t1_j22wg1p wrote

A very sophisticated good time!

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GreenWithAnger t1_j244vpi wrote

Perfect place to ask my question.

My daughter got a second meta oculus quest 2 for Christmas and I was wondering how to pluralize oculus. Oculi? Like octopi?

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Dudefenderson t1_j24cic9 wrote

A very strange but cool afternoon. 😏

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Wespapss t1_j24nhaq wrote

A good start.

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jcole660 t1_j251crb wrote

A Magic Johnson Tuesday.

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e36_maho t1_j25tyte wrote

The Deep loves those

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pat700 t1_j21jnai wrote

Only 8?

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AryaNunya t1_j216zkn wrote

Something you'll never be invited to.

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TheSkewsMe t1_j22g0dw wrote

After we broke up, Kat would bring over people to have sex with me. We raised a storm in Seattle.

I even helped stop terrorists among my many other good deeds. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxe-uemsbYw

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TheSkewsMe t1_j22it7g wrote

At one rave I stopped a girl from getting raped. I haven't canned that conversation yet, and I'm not motivated enough to write it down right now.

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