Pele showed up in Hell and Satan said, "How is this possible? You were beloved by millions and gave generously to those in need." Pele explained, "When I got to Saint Peter's gate, there was a big crowd waiting but they had room for only one more. Saint Peter winked at me and pronounced 'he who has juggled the most balls may enter the Kingdom of Heaven'. And just then Pope Benedict showed up.
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dirtyblueshirt t1_j25ubqq wrote
Not soon enough.
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curiouscabbage69 t1_j25wtdh wrote
Of life?
dirtyblueshirt t1_j25xmt6 wrote
Always look on the bright side…
curiouscabbage69 t1_j25xuip wrote
I'm Brian and so is my wife!
obi-jawn-kenobi t1_j260g90 wrote
Benedict is alive still.
afodase666 t1_j268gd0 wrote
I tought It was beacuse he let his daughter die of cancer without visiting and didnt even attend to her funeral 🤔
Scaphiopuscouchii t1_j26b9hd wrote
'He who was hit on the chin by the most balls may enter....'
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MysteriousAd3303 t1_j26nhu1 wrote
I was curious about your comment so I googled it, what a piece of shit. Just because a guy once was a good athlete does not make them a good person by any means.
afodase666 t1_j26rrsm wrote
She published a book about It "The Daughter The King Did Note Want" she said she didn't wanted his money, only the presence... Afterall she was only recognized as his daughter beacuse the justice said so...
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Exciting_P_Excellent t1_j27a16t wrote
It.doesnt.make.sense.at.all...pretty.sure.dude.doesn't.play.sports
Sti8man7 t1_j28gwun wrote
They are already writing Trump jokes
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heartsandmirrors t1_j2afzgm wrote
This is how I found out he died. Lol
TheMuffinguy t1_j2bdu07 wrote
You’re a strange person
Ghost-Of-Roger-Ailes t1_j2e2l67 wrote
What the fuck. Pope Benedict died today. This joke was uploaded yesterday.
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