Submitted by Due_Restaurant_8045 t3_zvpot3 in Jokes
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squishydonkey t1_j1qcojx wrote
If you're not naked, it's still an insult about your penis size.
Own-Cupcake7586 t1_j1qdqz0 wrote
I’m just happy to be edible.
Spuzzells t1_j1qgqn5 wrote
It's a threat.
Normal-Ad6528 t1_j1qih40 wrote
Uh, a threat on my life??
Fetlocks_Glistening t1_j1qq08r wrote
Don't take it personally, you just happened to be there. When you gotta eat, you gotta eat
Normal-Ad6528 t1_j1quyfy wrote
Hmmm, why do I visualize that scene in Hannibal when Lecter is feeding Dr. Gideon his own leg..............
MrFocalPoint t1_j1r0ul3 wrote
The first time I met her I said “nice to meat you”
tysons1 t1_j1qcfkx wrote
If you are naked, it's an insult about your penis size.