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Savi321 t1_j1woehg wrote

She would be called Cardio B

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ShokaLGBT t1_j1wplx0 wrote

Cardio ahahahh ok that’s - a little bit - fun.

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whitehorse201071 t1_j1wx5xk wrote

What would you call her if she drank white rum.....B.Cardi. :)

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Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j1x9i5k wrote

This is practically plagiarized from one of her songs. This is a stupid joke. And everyone is dumber for having visited this page. May god have mercy on your soul.

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Waitsfornoone t1_j1xis0x wrote

If she starting dating Billy Joel. she could be Cardi -ack-ack-ack-ack-ack!

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khrmfb28 t1_j1xxwlr wrote

If she was a professional card player? Cardicards hahahahabababahabbbhhahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahkillmehahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahabahabahabababababababababababababababanabababananaannanananabsvdvdhshsnerrgghhv

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Chibi_Nek0 t1_j1y09w8 wrote

I hate this but I still give it an upvote

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unjadedview t1_j1y3b0s wrote

"Even though they call me Cardi B; I run this shit like Cardi O"

... from her song she has on the radio

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dragonrage12343 t1_j1y7t3y wrote

Yknow, I'd just like it if she did better.

Then she could be what Steven He always wanted.

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internetgog t1_j1yqsgu wrote

This is the first time I ever downvoted a joke

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Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j1yxoxq wrote

Replying to unjadedview (#1,109,850)

OP has “never listened” to Cardi B and he definitely “did not know” that she already said this about herself years before he posted the worst joke in the history of this sub. I definitely believe everything he said, why would he lie? /s

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wmm339 t1_j1z22fd wrote

"they call me CardinB, I run this shit like cardio.." is already a line.

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dragnabbit t1_j1z2x6y wrote

That is some Dixie cup / Bazooka bubblegum level humor right there. Well done.

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Fiyel t1_j1zhq1m wrote

Is it still a repost if Cardi B said it 5 years ago?

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ToBePacific t1_j1zv193 wrote

Cardi B implies the existence of Cardi A. But I can’t afford that kind of luxury.

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Agent101g t1_j1zvnoc wrote

I like her dookie brown colored lip liner

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Tiberius462 t1_j1zw8uc wrote

Replying to stepanek112 (#1,120,105)

Angsty edgelords will find issue where there is none. It has been so since the beginning.

Give him some space to get it all out. Then have his momma pick him up. Only way to deal with tantrum throwing toddlers.

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Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j200s28 wrote

Replying to Blubrrypi_ (#1,121,412)

Wow thanks for telling me what I have done. I appreciate you helping me clear that up. If you think there was no reason then you didn’t / can’t read what I wrote. My money is on can’t, as in you can’t read. As in you are illiterate.

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Mindless-Calendar-20 t1_j2022lx wrote

Replying to Blubrrypi_ (#1,121,721)

You still never answered what got you triggered? What did I say that triggered your emotional response? You obviously feel some type of way about me. You have jumped to so many conclusions about who I am? What triggered you?

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kyleborg9 t1_j2027ir wrote

She becomes catholic and changes her name to Cardi nal

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Soft_Truth_1325 t1_j20f755 wrote

No idea what a cardi b is, but it sounds like you're back-up sweater

I.e. cardigan B

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JBlooey t1_j20vg4d wrote

And if she had a heart attack, she'd be called Cardi ac arrest.

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sdpkelkar t1_j210y1d wrote

Few know about her cousin who is a Russian secret agent- Cagey B

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kstew15401 t1_j21mdnn wrote

Years ago this started as she has a sister who is an athletic trainer and her name is Cardio

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Mediocre_Truth_6115 t1_j26akdz wrote

Replying to Superoldmanhermann (#1,139,811)

Really? The blatant vulgarity and glorification of... I'm not even sure what to call that. But that doesn't strike you? Make you think that the world is going down hill?

Every generation thinks that, and there's worse things than that song, but still. It's pretty emblematic of modern America.

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Superoldmanhermann t1_j26cob6 wrote

Replying to Mediocre_Truth_6115 (#1,162,471)

Nah. People talking about dicks or pussy or sex or paraphilia is as old as hell, as are people who overvalue their function (see kanye for a current example).

And popular music is de facto popular because it checks the lowest common denominator across the board. It's very often very dumb.

There are exceptions, of course. Where the wild roses grow, for instance, is pretty atypical (for a song that hit the charts, not nick cave), being about a murderers obsession with and killing of his victim, and then the same from the victim's point of view.

Though that Falco song Jeanny shares the general dark overtures, so it could be an indication that certain trends more likely produce certain art, and currently the trend is that of 'me', which yeah, is depressing.

Think I may have just talked myself into agreeing lmao.

Anyway my point is it's more complex than just 'mankind dumb af smh'

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Mediocre_Truth_6115 t1_j26e3ib wrote

Replying to Superoldmanhermann (#1,162,915)

I think I get where you're coming from. Youre completely right that there has been things before that were equally obscene, but what gets me it's that it topped the charts AND lacks any and all subtlety. It seemed that in the past things in that vein were at least camouflaged and could still arguably be called art. That's just utter dreck, and it's being lauded.

Utter dreck that would have been paid no attention in the past is now the most popular thing.

That song and others like it in and of themselves are not a problem, it's a symptom of other things which are actual problems.

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Superoldmanhermann t1_j26kkk0 wrote

Replying to Mediocre_Truth_6115 (#1,164,178)

I mean it could be both that these symptoms are feeding into a loop that sprung, originally, from multiple factors.

I suspect the solution will have to be worked on at different fronts. For one thing, unfettered growth leads to pretty undesirable side effects, but we aren't all that good at putting a hard cap on human ambition.

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Mediocre_Truth_6115 t1_j26nj4y wrote

Replying to Superoldmanhermann (#1,164,531)

Perpetual growth is impossible. The learned prior to the advent of the "global economy" were aware of this, but the "ambition", as you kindly put it, of a few with too much influence lead to warnings going unheeded.

Perpetual growth, like a cancer that eventually kills it's host.

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Superoldmanhermann t1_j26ohbf wrote

Replying to Mediocre_Truth_6115 (#1,165,135)

As a bit of an aside, there's a theory that the reason larger animals, such as whales, don't succumb to cancer is because eventually multiple tumours end up combating each other, keeping each other in check enough to keep the host alive.

Obviously that only works if all the tumours function similarly though, and one isn't upending the balance through shifty means.

A pretty apparent analogy to the free market idea, and it does beg the question why cancer should occur in the first place, but perhaps the analogy starts falling apart at that point.

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Mediocre_Truth_6115 t1_j26p20s wrote

Replying to Superoldmanhermann (#1,165,313)

That's an interesting and apt point.

However the whale is nevertheless a mortal creature, and the balance between life and death always eventually tips towards death. We could discuss what exactly the whale will eventually succumb to, but I'm not sure if that would add anything.

Anyway, the important thing is that there are still other healthy whales, which there won't be at the current trajectory.

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