A man walks into a department store

Submitted by sunflour4 t3_zzn50r in Jokes

He says to sales lady "I would like to buy a Baptist bra for my wife, size 36B."
With a quizzical look the sales lady asked "what kind of bra?"

He repeated a "Baptist bra, she said to tell you she wanted a Baptist bra, and you would know what she wanted."

"Ah now I remember" said the sales lady, "we don't get as many requests for them as we used to mostly our customers lately want the Catholic bra, or the Salvation Army bra, or the Presbyterian type."

Confused a little flustered, the man asks "So, what are the differences?"

The lady responded "It's all really quite simple a Catholic type supports the masses The Salvation Army lifts the Fallen the Presbyterian type keeps things staunching and upright."

He mused on the information for a minute and then asks "So. what is the Baptist type for?"

"They" she replied "make mountains out of molehills."

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Cpt_Copycat t1_j2crlra wrote

A woman went to the departement store and asked for a maternity bra.

"What bust?" asked the saleswoman.

" The fucking condom" she replied.

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heartofgold48 t1_j2cw4m0 wrote

There is no atheist bra because it doesn't exist

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SonTyp_OhneNamen t1_j2d3omp wrote

I‘ve known the catholic bra to work like this: one opens it on the back, and on the front two fall on the knees.

(Grammatically wonky in english, sorry, it works better in its original (?) language.)

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Ytrog t1_j2dosjy wrote

What would a pastafarian bra be? 🤔

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CatherinePiedi t1_j2dx7bs wrote

What’s the difference between a Baptist & a Methodist? A Methodist will speak to you in the liquor store

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PinQueasy3200 t1_j2dybm8 wrote

Somehow we've bridged over to semi-clean religious jokes. So. What is every Amish women's dream?

Two Menonite

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Nuh-unh t1_j2ebxn6 wrote

A Buddhist bra has no attachments.

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StanUbeki t1_j2fcaql wrote

A Rabbi, a Priest and a Minister walk into a bar. The bartender says "Is this the start of a joke?"

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pizzagirilla t1_j2fd1p3 wrote

Me, I need a Cowtown Bra. Rounds them up and heads them in the right direction...

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coyoteatemyhomework t1_j2fxcqy wrote

A dyslexic agnostic with insomnia lays in bed all night wondering if there really is a dog

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