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Waitsfornoone t1_j2ebzwc wrote

Surviving a Sinking Ocean Cruiser? Here's one of my favorites [not OC]:

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Only 2 men and a woman survive the terrible tragedy, and relying on any floating debris, paddle their way to an island they spot nearby.
They make shelters, find food and water and all the basics needed to survive on an island in the middle of the ocean. After 3 months, they finally decide no one is going to rescue them, so they build better shelters and get used to living their lives together on the island.
In the fourth month, the 2 men and the woman start to get certain ... human needs. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual
desire, they would help each other with this ... human need.
After six weeks of this, the woman feels so guilty about what she has done with the 2 men that she kills herself, as this was not the way she was brought up and she couldn't bear to continue living this way.
A month later, the 2 men start to get certain ... human needs again. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual desire, they would help each other with this ... human need.
This goes on for about 2 months. Finally, the 2 men feel so guilty about what they have done, they bury her.

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cadaverescu1 t1_j2egcx5 wrote

2 months later the men feeling guilty about what they were doing to each other decide to dig her up.

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Either-Historian924 t1_j2fj4r8 wrote

Doesn't matter which scenario you go with - either way, a stiff is getting buried!

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ILoveLongDogs t1_j2f8881 wrote

There was once a young man named Dave,

Who found a dead whore in a cave.

She was missing a tit, and smelled just like shit,

But think of the money he saved.

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