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Ok_Climate_9254 t1_j2czy56 wrote

The G’s because they already had their shit packed.

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cookerg t1_j2e0jq0 wrote

They didn't have enough lifeboats to get everybody ported to safety, so they only had the transported.

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trebuchet_facts t1_j2e6nda wrote

Not much could be said about the Bi's, the stats go both ways

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chipslayer1 t1_j2e8sm8 wrote

I mean if everyone identifies as survived before they sink they should be clear. Right?

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Vegetable-Shift-7751 t1_j2eb7cw wrote

None because they were too busy arguing whether gay or lesbian was better and they all went down with the ship!

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Waitsfornoone t1_j2ebzwc wrote

Surviving a Sinking Ocean Cruiser? Here's one of my favorites [not OC]:

A cruise ship sinks in the middle of the ocean. Only 2 men and a woman survive the terrible tragedy, and relying on any floating debris, paddle their way to an island they spot nearby.
They make shelters, find food and water and all the basics needed to survive on an island in the middle of the ocean. After 3 months, they finally decide no one is going to rescue them, so they build better shelters and get used to living their lives together on the island.
In the fourth month, the 2 men and the woman start to get certain ... human needs. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual
desire, they would help each other with this ... human need.
After six weeks of this, the woman feels so guilty about what she has done with the 2 men that she kills herself, as this was not the way she was brought up and she couldn't bear to continue living this way.
A month later, the 2 men start to get certain ... human needs again. One night, round the fire, they talk about it and come to an agreement that purely for sexual desire, they would help each other with this ... human need.
This goes on for about 2 months. Finally, the 2 men feel so guilty about what they have done, they bury her.

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rktek85 t1_j2enxwz wrote

Before sinking, 2 dudes aee having sex during which they both have a heart attack and die. Which one goes to heaven first? The guy on the bottom or top. The dude on the bottom. He already has his shit packed

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Blizz_PL t1_j2ewf9o wrote

I thought the answer would be society.

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3vi1 t1_j2exl66 wrote

Not if one of them lights a match. They'd just be called buoyants, if not for all the hydrogen.

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GoodRevolutionary657 t1_j2f1o4i wrote

The lesbians because when everybody was grabbing lifeboats the girls were all “Lickity split”, but the boys were still busy packing their shit!

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ramaham t1_j2f1x18 wrote

none, they all went down

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vr0202 t1_j2fc2uq wrote

Unlikely those with silicone implants.

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RowdyDugong t1_j2fg88q wrote

Certainly not the lesbians,they're all going down.

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boganiser t1_j2fk808 wrote

A lot. At least half released their inner seamen.

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Actual-Anywhere-8829 t1_j2fpjub wrote

You can be straight cis and flamboyant. Pretty fucked up how ignorant you are. Let's try to be a little more inclusive. Your joke is outrageously offensive.

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Sigma865 t1_j2fudi5 wrote

Who got on the lifeboats first?

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GEM592 t1_j2fuzke wrote

plus why would you even ask that

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