Submitted by fresh_start_2023 t3_zxo416 in Jokes
Me: turns in gun and badge
My boss: "You're a waiter where did you get those"
Submitted by fresh_start_2023 t3_zxo416 in Jokes
Me: turns in gun and badge
My boss: "You're a waiter where did you get those"
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Waiter moment...
"Your wife bought them for me".
haha the real punchline for this joke 😆🤣
“This is a Waffle House, right?”
From waiting.
Did I just catch you with the Batwing? Aaaah! Bend Over You're Busted!
Never excite a power bottom w that phrase.
I didn't hear what you said......there was too much Echo, Echo, Echo.........
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How did you get a gun? You're still in your waiting period.
Kentucky Firearms Control (“KFC”).
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Looking at that vid of the waffle house worker deflecting a chair thrown at them - this isn't a joke in the US. It's a job description, backwards.
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Thanks for the chuckle
Sir this is Wendy’s
Meanwhile in Canada
Wait a minute...
pezident66 t1_j21dyo5 wrote
I once had a job as a bullet , I was immediately fired.