Submitted by fresh_start_2023 t3_zxo416 in Jokes
Me: turns in gun and badge
My boss: "You're a waiter where did you get those"
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[deleted] t1_j21drz3 wrote
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pezident66 t1_j21dyo5 wrote
I once had a job as a bullet , I was immediately fired.
badlyredeem t1_j21e5gx wrote
Waiter moment...
Waitsfornoone t1_j21fmxy wrote
From waiting.
MadAdam88 t1_j21oih5 wrote
"Your wife bought them for me".
TommyBoy825 t1_j21tstl wrote
How did you get a gun? You're still in your waiting period.
Intrepid_zef t1_j227kin wrote
“This is a Waffle House, right?”
vilidj_idjit t1_j229il4 wrote
haha the real punchline for this joke 😆🤣
Awesum51Merc t1_j22p000 wrote
Did I just catch you with the Batwing? Aaaah! Bend Over You're Busted!
Healthy_Ladder_6198 t1_j24q04z wrote
Thanks for the chuckle
ENetArch t1_j2557ak wrote
Never excite a power bottom w that phrase.
cheestinax t1_j257jb9 wrote
Looking at that vid of the waffle house worker deflecting a chair thrown at them - this isn't a joke in the US. It's a job description, backwards.
ThamilandryLFY t1_j25fxx6 wrote
Sir this is Wendy’s
Background_Sugar1597 t1_j25mcg4 wrote
Meanwhile in Canada
Awesum51Merc t1_j25qrop wrote
I didn't hear what you said......there was too much Echo, Echo, Echo.........
Ewetootwo t1_j260w34 wrote
Kentucky Firearms Control (“KFC”).
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Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j26571f wrote
Wait a minute...
Mental-Emu-7326 t1_j2658cl wrote
Underrated
Cosati2099 t1_j26hv8a wrote
Underrated comment
[deleted] t1_j21cqne wrote
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