Submitted by Soulessnight t3_zwup75 in Jokes
When I try to look it up I just get swatted
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Soulessnight OP t1_j1wv8n2 wrote
What do Catholic priests have against young goats?
Empty-Dragonfly9682 t1_j1wvgxs wrote
What a waste of education you are
Soulessnight OP t1_j1wvkh9 wrote
Sure mate. Sure.
Excellent-Season6310 t1_j1wvr8p wrote
Everyone ... because literally everyone wants to be the GOAT
notwhoyouthinkmaybe t1_j1wwf3n wrote
Probably their genitals.
theotherguy124 t1_j1wx30y wrote
Satanist’s
Scott4117 t1_j1wxemr wrote
R/woooooosh
whitehorse201071 t1_j1wyjwr wrote
Pat Garrett..........He shot Billy the Kid.
Wring159 t1_j1x12vd wrote
Thought this was going to be a welsh joke
No-Zucchini-941 t1_j1xdbpo wrote
The Chupacabra
Robert-L-Santangelo t1_j1xdgmg wrote
the only thing we have to fear is el chupacabra itself
Negative-Ad-6533 t1_j1xesbi wrote
Mountain lion, coyotes, wolves, bobcat/lynx
PurpleIncarnate t1_j1xge5l wrote
I’m embarrassed that I don’t get it lol.
Soulessnight OP t1_j1xgfz0 wrote
What’s another word for the young of goats.
PurpleIncarnate t1_j1xh0q9 wrote
Kid? So you were looking up pedophiles? I don’t get the swatted part
Soulessnight OP t1_j1xh35x wrote
Like the police busting down your door
PurpleIncarnate t1_j1xh9kf wrote
That would be a better punchline in my opinion. SWATted or something more obviously pertaining to a police raid.
Soulessnight OP t1_j1xhcfx wrote
Seems a bit overkill to put emphasis on the word swat
PurpleIncarnate t1_j1xhz9y wrote
You’re not wrong
DangerStranger138 t1_j1xv2zk wrote
Happy hour Rocky mountain oysters hit different after Sunday mass
DangerStranger138 t1_j1xv6pm wrote
Hollywood
Honolulu-Bill t1_j1xxjxn wrote
Chupacabra
[deleted] t1_j1y3y1s wrote
OverallManagement824 t1_j1y70hf wrote
You're not wrong, but I'd lean towards SWATted because SWAT is normally capitalized so you aren't just selling the punchline, you're kind of also using the right symbology/phraseology/capitalization/idfk so if anybody who cares is actually looking into your craft in that much detail they probably need to get laid.
Edit: I'm not lying there.
(Long paws)
Edit too: I'm over here, baby!
OverallManagement824 t1_j1y783p wrote
What the hell? Where did this dog with long paws come from?
tccack t1_j1y93wg wrote
Anyone who's ever tasted charcoal cooked baby goat leg.
Soulessnight OP t1_j1y998v wrote
Nah nah that’s what makes them nap.
gnosticnoodle t1_j1yb5tb wrote
Horny farmers
Scared-Ad-6103 t1_j1yu9zq wrote
Eagles and most big cats and canines
d4ng3r0u5 t1_j1zahpa wrote
The kiddie fiddler
He also likes to play the violin
MAK-15 t1_j1ze2ow wrote
I like it. Chupathingy
maxgaap t1_j1zg5yg wrote
It is an acronym that is capitalized, (Special Weapons And Tactics).
amcarls t1_j1zgghw wrote
Naw, that would have involved sheep.
Fluffy-Garbage-7658 t1_j1zu47y wrote
Jimmy saville
LosPadres-R2-D2 t1_j20ochd wrote
Dammit…take my upvote and go!
SlowIndependence7761 t1_j20ojtt wrote
I know I’m probably gonna get in trouble for this one, but:
Muslims?
systemicObliteration t1_j21i97w wrote
…You made that up.
ILikeBigBeards t1_j21jule wrote
Getting swatted means somebody called a troll raid on you. In this instance it would just be getting raided by the police/fbi/whatever joke you want to put in. But using the verb swatted is why I was confused, too
MAK-15 t1_j21ya71 wrote
Got any more mythical animals you wanna suggest? How bout bigfoot? Unicorn?
Empty-Dragonfly9682 t1_j1wv6jx wrote
If you're talking about kids, that would be catholic priests