Submitted by MEforgotUSERNAME t3_zuj010 in Jokes
Me: sipping toast "why?"
Submitted by MEforgotUSERNAME t3_zuj010 in Jokes
Me: sipping toast "why?"
Have you tried blending some smoked salmon with your toast?
I'm smoking a salmon.
Well put it out!
I'm using marijuana to smoke my salmon.
If you're in Germany, you're turning that salmon into a shark.
I'm using my salmon to smoke marijuana.
Bass o matic. SNL season 1 or 2 with Dan Ackroyd.
Mmmmm. That’s some good bass.
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I just watched it. It’s so delicious.
Whenever someone calls something a something-o-matic, I always add 76 to the end.
Pairs a toast smoothie with a salmon cigar
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Yes that's what I told my wife!
Toast juice!!!
Good old Powdered Toast Man!
God I hope this isn't my top comment of the year. Smh
One Christmas Eve after a bit too much egg nog, my father put Snowballs in the blender to make a smoothie.
I really miss Snowballs, he was a good cat.
Damn you, you got me. I know the punchline, but it still hits me in the feels every time
Husband: get with the times..‟Blend in” as they say..
Oh shit. That’s the first time I’ve actually broke out laughing in a good amount of time. I needed that this Christmas Eve. Thank you.
Is it the Super Bass-0-Matic?
It uses the whole bass!!
Suppose she's never tried the toasttea.
I don't usually laugh at the jokes on r/jokes. Today I did, and I thank you.
Will it blend?
Yes sir, it will
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
I'd like to propose a toast.
Read this once my partners like "what?"
Read it again and I was sipping my coffee and we both lost it. 😂😂😂
Liquid bread, what’s the problem?
Others call it beer
True story, my husband had surgery and couldn’t chew food so he blended toast, peanut butter, jam and milk. It was so good, 5 years later and he still makes toast smoothies
thx i really needed that
So Kronni.
Real question if you just put butter, toast and some cheese would this work? Maybe not enough moisture so could add baked beans i guess.
My wife called me a pervert last night.
I was that shocked I almost spat out her piss.
Add some Bovril to the Toast in the blender for a ‘salty hit’ 😂
If you’re looking to recreate this recipe it’s super simple! Comes with lots of additional options of your choosing.
Recipe:
1 Slice of Toast
1/4 cup of milk or vanilla ice cream
(Optional)
1 Tablespoon of Peanut Butter
1 Tablespoon of Butter (Unsalted or Salted)
1 Tablespoon of Jam (Your favorite flavor)
1/2 cup of fresh fruit of your choosing, (recommend banana and peanut butter pairing)
1 Teaspoon of Chia Seeds
Feeling adventurous? Try: 1/3 cup of gravy, 1/4 can of cranberry sauce, 1/2 cup of turkey
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Toaster?? I thought you said Oster…
This has me all mixed up....
Took me a moment
Dominoes meator pizza soup; it was for a bet, but so worth it!
Old post from tumblr
bloop
Kronii moment
We can't ALL have healthy teeth, Sharon!
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Why do you put a baby in a blender feet first?
So you can watch the expression on its face!
If you blend toast you'd get a powder.
Laughter is the best medicine. so please keep on cracking. season-based joke.
I exhaled through… my mouth?
Will it blend?
FloydsForked t1_j1jh14v wrote
This toast juice is delicious.