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berkleysquare t1_j1fy9u0 wrote

2.30 is the best time to visit the dentist.

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_the_eclectic_ t1_j1hgtdv wrote

Huh?

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sqlservile t1_j1hh6g7 wrote

Tooth hurty

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MegaMinerd t1_j1i8ptp wrote

I told my dentist this recently. My appointment was at 3 and I left the house at 2:30 so I joked about that. I'm a little surprised there was no wise guy before me.

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TopGun_84 t1_j1hw8tf wrote

And 3 30 is better time for the dentist.

(Teerth hurty) ... More teeth hurting and more money for Dentist!!!

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serbitqifsharobt t1_j1hwiik wrote

meh

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TopGun_84 t1_j1hwzun wrote

Hey I am a dentist ;)

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serbitqifsharobt t1_j1hx3kh wrote

im scared of your kind

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TopGun_84 t1_j1hzy75 wrote

There are some necessary evils in the world and ....well dentist is one of them ?

( Someone has to wear the ring and carry the Burden like the Hobbit!!!)

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suugakusha t1_j1i5wtn wrote

That's not how you pronounce the number 3

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TopGun_84 t1_j1ikl1p wrote

It is like that when you have some bad tooth pain or tongue ulcers

But yes you are right ;) it was a bad try lol 😂

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sqlservile t1_j1itiz8 wrote

It's pronounthed free furty after a visit to my dentitht.

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mrmkiara t1_j1hjnvu wrote

I can't believe there is someone who has not heard this... This joke was considered an old doozy back when I was in school in '74...

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xDizzyKiing t1_j1htcvr wrote

74 was 45 years ago. Are you my dads teacher?

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mrmkiara t1_j1jq9an wrote

Lol. I was an 8 year old kid in primary school at the time

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Shot-Bar-7715 t1_j1i5v2j wrote

Me oo yea, back in the 165's, this joke rolled like a rock.

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spankmeBTCpapi t1_j22x0fo wrote

I told a dentist this, she replied "no, no...by that time it is far too late"

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etymophobe t1_j1fwtcw wrote

I dunno. 3:15 feels about right to me.

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LilFangerz t1_j1gjr32 wrote

I was trying to get in on the joke but I think 9:45 is all that’s left

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Cursed_Bean_Boy t1_j1gg8n5 wrote

Everyone made the time jokes already, 9:45 is all that's left.

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suugakusha t1_j1i604n wrote

It must be 3:15 because this joke is alright!

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Widewilt305 t1_j1fw4fz wrote

I disagree, 12:00 is actually what’s up

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hnbl777 t1_j1fvnef wrote

You had me laughing this time.

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coyote-1 t1_j1g1pdf wrote

I’m looking at the digital clock on my VCR. I cannot figure out what you’re talking about.

And don‘t ask about the VCR. I don’t have time to explain.

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Galemianah t1_j1h4f6l wrote

3:50 is the best time to pay the Loch Ness Monster

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tlibby49855 t1_j1hefxw wrote

What about in Australia?

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TheBendit t1_j1hbjt2 wrote

Someone has to be the one...

Both hands are not straight down at 6:30.

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JoshB685 t1_j1iukgm wrote

While not straight down, where the big hand is touching the little hand, they are still down.

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derangedsoul11 t1_j1hoyj6 wrote

Damn! It's uncanny but I saw this post exactly at 6.30

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NZepplin t1_j1g5n0j wrote

I like that I’m going to send my nephew that

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Strict_Succotash8908 t1_j1i4oj1 wrote

What time is it, ten to two, ten to what,”ten to your own business”.

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ResidentEivvil t1_j1fvra3 wrote

Lmao dude. My autistic arse relates to this.

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Iceologer_gang t1_j1g5f07 wrote

Wait what did it say, my autistic arse wants to relate to it too

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ResidentEivvil t1_j1hjp1w wrote

a whole paragraph on which time, by the second as well, would make all the hands be the most downwards on an analogue clock.

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1982MJG t1_j1huugi wrote

What’s a gay guy’s favorite time of day? 8 o’cock

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Strict_Succotash8908 t1_j1iw34w wrote

I like 7:52 that’s 6 to 8 you do me and I’ll owe you one.

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sumtingiswong t1_j1ixxa0 wrote

Hour hand is halfway towards the 7 though not straight down

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djlarue46 t1_j1j5m8i wrote

Nah Miller Time is..

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Wheelbit3 t1_j1j9ul2 wrote

I was arrested at noon and hands were up

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Hige_Kuma t1_j1hex6s wrote

9:45 is my right hand man dough

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cal-brew-sharp t1_j1hrj4m wrote

What kinda backwards ass clock you got?

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ElderCunningham t1_j1inwzx wrote

Be careful with these weird URL shorteners. I assumed you were a bot seeing this in the modqueue and almost banned you for spam.

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Hige_Kuma t1_j1jh5hq wrote

Hahaha I was thinking from the clock perspective. Thanks

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