Submitted by chopselmcity t3_ztx8a5 in Jokes
Hands down.
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[deleted] t1_j1fv5wv wrote
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hnbl777 t1_j1fvnef wrote
You had me laughing this time.
ResidentEivvil t1_j1fvra3 wrote
Lmao dude. My autistic arse relates to this.
Widewilt305 t1_j1fw4fz wrote
I disagree, 12:00 is actually what’s up
etymophobe t1_j1fwtcw wrote
I dunno. 3:15 feels about right to me.
berkleysquare t1_j1fy9u0 wrote
2.30 is the best time to visit the dentist.
waitsformoone t1_j1g03ic wrote
4:20. Every day.
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coyote-1 t1_j1g1pdf wrote
I’m looking at the digital clock on my VCR. I cannot figure out what you’re talking about.
And don‘t ask about the VCR. I don’t have time to explain.
Iceologer_gang t1_j1g5f07 wrote
Wait what did it say, my autistic arse wants to relate to it too
NZepplin t1_j1g5n0j wrote
I like that I’m going to send my nephew that
Cursed_Bean_Boy t1_j1gg8n5 wrote
Everyone made the time jokes already, 9:45 is all that's left.
LilFangerz t1_j1gjr32 wrote
I was trying to get in on the joke but I think 9:45 is all that’s left
Jolly-Ad-6097 t1_j1gp9ah wrote
Jolly-Ad-6097 t1_j1gpaif wrote
LifehuntScytheFan9 t1_j1guvm2 wrote
Same here lmao AUTISM GANG RISE UP
Icmedia t1_j1h0d3p wrote
I like 8:54 because it's six to nine
Galemianah t1_j1h4f6l wrote
3:50 is the best time to pay the Loch Ness Monster
TheBendit t1_j1hbjt2 wrote
Someone has to be the one...
Both hands are not straight down at 6:30.
tlibby49855 t1_j1hefxw wrote
What about in Australia?
Hige_Kuma t1_j1hex6s wrote
9:45 is my right hand man dough
_the_eclectic_ t1_j1hgtdv wrote
sqlservile t1_j1hh6g7 wrote
Tooth hurty
Only-Faithlessness46 t1_j1hj4p3 wrote
mrmkiara t1_j1hjnvu wrote
I can't believe there is someone who has not heard this... This joke was considered an old doozy back when I was in school in '74...
ResidentEivvil t1_j1hjp1w wrote
a whole paragraph on which time, by the second as well, would make all the hands be the most downwards on an analogue clock.
berkleysquare t1_j1hlp60 wrote
Well done,Sherlock
berkleysquare t1_j1hlv5k wrote
Snoo_49500 t1_j1hnfb9 wrote
Reference to South Park where the Loch Ness monster is begging for money. "I need about tree fiddy."
Arnav218 t1_j1ho098 wrote
6:00 is the best time if you wanna do a split
derangedsoul11 t1_j1hoyj6 wrote
Damn! It's uncanny but I saw this post exactly at 6.30
Only-Faithlessness46 t1_j1hpssg wrote
Ok
Only-Faithlessness46 t1_j1hpuj8 wrote
cal-brew-sharp t1_j1hrgjo wrote
GOD DAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER I AINT PAYING YOU NO 3.50.
cal-brew-sharp t1_j1hrj4m wrote
What kinda backwards ass clock you got?
loveizfunn t1_j1hs8ji wrote
Sadly never saw 6:90 on the clock. That would have been the best.
xDizzyKiing t1_j1htcvr wrote
74 was 45 years ago. Are you my dads teacher?
1982MJG t1_j1huugi wrote
What’s a gay guy’s favorite time of day? 8 o’cock
TopGun_84 t1_j1hw8tf wrote
And 3 30 is better time for the dentist.
(Teerth hurty) ... More teeth hurting and more money for Dentist!!!
serbitqifsharobt t1_j1hwiik wrote
TopGun_84 t1_j1hwzun wrote
Hey I am a dentist ;)
serbitqifsharobt t1_j1hx3kh wrote
im scared of your kind
TopGun_84 t1_j1hzy75 wrote
There are some necessary evils in the world and ....well dentist is one of them ?
( Someone has to wear the ring and carry the Burden like the Hobbit!!!)
serbitqifsharobt t1_j1i04ra wrote
you get your money worth for carrying the burden tho
Tyfyter2002 t1_j1i3bpz wrote
You should definitely visit the dentist if you've got a 2:13
HotGambleMud t1_j1i3hpz wrote
First time I heard it I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur
JuLionDD t1_j1i3kbi wrote
12:00.. time for a bank robbery
Victorious85 t1_j1i4nsp wrote
8:45 is more left than 9:45.
Strict_Succotash8908 t1_j1i4oj1 wrote
What time is it, ten to two, ten to what,”ten to your own business”.
Shot-Bar-7715 t1_j1i5osg wrote
Ok
Shot-Bar-7715 t1_j1i5v2j wrote
Me oo yea, back in the 165's, this joke rolled like a rock.
suugakusha t1_j1i5wtn wrote
That's not how you pronounce the number 3
Shot-Bar-7715 t1_j1i5xkh wrote
suugakusha t1_j1i604n wrote
It must be 3:15 because this joke is alright!
MegaMinerd t1_j1i8ptp wrote
I told my dentist this recently. My appointment was at 3 and I left the house at 2:30 so I joked about that. I'm a little surprised there was no wise guy before me.
RosealinaBlue t1_j1ibfng wrote
user_on_read t1_j1idh0a wrote
Guess what 9:15 would do
user_on_read t1_j1idjc2 wrote
Hands up for 12:00
Arnav218 t1_j1idk5a wrote
Split horizontally?
user_on_read t1_j1idooa wrote
I definitely won't be able to 9:15 leave alone 6:00
Perfect-Melon1989 t1_j1ifg1l wrote
We need metric time.
Perfect-Melon1989 t1_j1ifj59 wrote
Does he have cannibalistic tendencies?
Thebaldsasquatch t1_j1ik11z wrote
I like 7:30 because it’s also 6:90.
Thebaldsasquatch t1_j1ik30v wrote
7:30 is 6:90.
TopGun_84 t1_j1ikl1p wrote
It is like that when you have some bad tooth pain or tongue ulcers
But yes you are right ;) it was a bad try lol 😂
NewGuy-1964 t1_j1iku6d wrote
He does. But the guy being devoured never seems to mind...
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ElderCunningham t1_j1inwzx wrote
Be careful with these weird URL shorteners. I assumed you were a bot seeing this in the modqueue and almost banned you for spam.
NewGuy-1964 t1_j1io37h wrote
Oops. I'll be more careful.
shauryatandon1 t1_j1ipjtg wrote
r/yourjokebutworse
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sqlservile t1_j1itiz8 wrote
It's pronounthed free furty after a visit to my dentitht.
JoshB685 t1_j1iukgm wrote
While not straight down, where the big hand is touching the little hand, they are still down.
Strict_Succotash8908 t1_j1iw34w wrote
I like 7:52 that’s 6 to 8 you do me and I’ll owe you one.
sumtingiswong t1_j1ixxa0 wrote
Hour hand is halfway towards the 7 though not straight down
dustyflagsayshi t1_j1j08k2 wrote
the clock must be in agony at 12:30
djlarue46 t1_j1j5m8i wrote
Nah Miller Time is..
brownskorpio t1_j1j7pg1 wrote
4:20
Wheelbit3 t1_j1j9ul2 wrote
I was arrested at noon and hands were up
mapleleafraggedy t1_j1jfanj wrote
They need to create a dentist office just 14s
Hige_Kuma t1_j1jh5hq wrote
Hahaha I was thinking from the clock perspective. Thanks
chopselmcity OP t1_j1jmkyf wrote
Still points down though. Semantics...
Robert-L-Santangelo t1_j1jox6y wrote
it's not just ten o'clock it's ten to ten ten
mrmkiara t1_j1jq9an wrote
Lol. I was an 8 year old kid in primary school at the time
HacBoi9000 t1_j1jwbd8 wrote
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LollingLollipop t1_j1mfsdr wrote
Hahahahaha awesome reply
spankmeBTCpapi t1_j22x0fo wrote
I told a dentist this, she replied "no, no...by that time it is far too late"
jetz92 t1_j1fug39 wrote
Hands up if you think 12:00 is the best time.