Submitted by ScienceRulez33 t3_zzmzlr in Jokes
The doctor fainted.
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[deleted] t1_j2ckjxa wrote
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Cpt_Copycat t1_j2cq1dy wrote
A young missionary travels to Senegal to teach God's way to a local tribe.
Upon reaching the village, he is not well received by the inhabitants, but he slowly and steadily create contact.
After many years he's finally accepted by the people and goes along well with everyone, until one day the chief's daughter gives birth to a white child.
Infuriated but not ungrateful for what the missionary has done for the village, he gives him one chance to explain himself in private.
The young man, who is innocent, tells him "I have nothing to do with it, it is just a hazard of the genetics. It's the same as with sheeps, most of them are white but sometimes a black one is born for no reason".
The chief steps back a little, gives a frightened look to the missionary, then whispers : "Ok, I won't say a word about my daugther, but don't you tell anyone about the sheep"
WhydoIexistlmoa t1_j2cwvid wrote
Can you explain it to me. I do not get it.
NobodyKnowsMeOutHere t1_j2cy0sl wrote
The chief is fucking the sheep, as shown by the black sheep.
Velvy71 t1_j2ddurb wrote
Mary had a little lamb
The butcher killed it dead
And now it goes to school with her
Between two bits of bread
GeneOtheGreen t1_j2cl13c wrote
Baaaaaad
squeakyc t1_j2cm0wa wrote
What about when Old Macdonald had a farm? ZOWIE!
joeinsyracuse t1_j2dgejm wrote
Mary had a little lamb The doctors were surprised, But when McDonald had a farm, The doctors nearly died!
KingTyrannical t1_j2dzjhp wrote
Mary had a little lamb, She tied it to a pylon. 10,000 volts when up its arse And now it’s made of nylon.
asIsaidtomyfriend t1_j2cmqxi wrote
With or without mint jelly?
FrischZisch t1_j2cx17z wrote
Not Joseph?
Substantial_Cry_2207 t1_j2d43wc wrote
She passed her plate to have a little more
NDodma01 t1_j2diewl wrote
Mary had a little lamb with which she used to sleep The lamb turned out to be a ram and Mary had a sheep
master-virus t1_j2d3z88 wrote
The doctor said not ewe again
Nothalffast t1_j2dukhk wrote
Mary had a little lamb
A little toast, a little jam
Mary only took one bite
Mary had no appetite
Randy927 t1_j2e95l4 wrote
Mary had a little lamb. She also had a duck.
She put them on the window sill. To see if they'd.. fall off.
Kcrick722 t1_j2ekvyv wrote
Mary had a little lamb She tied it by the heater Every time it turned around It burnt its little peter
MpVpRb t1_j2fokk7 wrote
Mary had a little lamb
The doctor almost cried
Old McDonald had a farm
The doctor almost died
--heard as a child in the 50s
skydivingbob t1_j2d9lpg wrote
The doctor was disgusted!
Look_Specific t1_j2dlq6b wrote
The doctor said "I'll get the mint sauce...."
heartofgold48 t1_j2dxcni wrote
She grew fat from eating a whole lamb however little
Armadillo-66 t1_j2dxofw wrote
What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in Cardiff ? A leisure centre
edynol t1_j2e32j2 wrote
She said it needed more salt.
Dig_A_little_d t1_j2e9nal wrote
You guys be gentle they're just one year old kids, with an opinion.
Bigislandmike222 t1_j2ecm8i wrote
She got some mint jelly, candied carrots and chateaux potatoes to go with it
Classic_Result t1_j2cjtfg wrote
Ewe ewe ewe ewe ....